I don't think Santa Claus actually eats the cookies; I think he gives them to girl scouts who then sell them for 3 times the price, who use that money to buy drugs to get high and when they're high they have sex with the boy scouts but the girl scouts have sex too many times and get a low self-esteem and that's where the common hooker on the street comes from.
"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."
"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."