Ireland: Land of no mystical creatures, voting machines, Fianna FAIL, stupid terrorists, racism, more houses than people, claiming Guinness is ours, Havoc
, no competitions of any sort, GAA, violence at GAA matches, "fuck off!" meaning "really?", Riverdance, most Eurovision wins, complaining when we don't win the Eurovision, Catholic Church controlling us, Dublin having more TDs than the entree West, crappy weather, invasions and craic.
- BlackMageMario