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Hack Moderator Applications Thread (READ BEFORE POSTING)

Yes, it's true! I'm not playing a prank or fooling anyone.

The SMW Central staff team has decided to hire three users as full-time Hack Moderators. These users will be responsible for keeping the Hacks Waiting to be Moderated from reaching double digits. These users may acquire other staff powers, such as powers in other submission sections and forum powers, but this will be on an 'as-needed' basis.

Roles and Responsibilities:
  • Moderating hacks.

  • Reviewing hacks for Featured Status upon implementation of our new Featured Hacks Assessment (FSA) program (coming soon).

  • Assisting in the General Hacking Help and Hack Discussion forums.


  • Valued Attributes:
  • Previous experience in criticizing and disapproving of showcased hacks in the Hack Discussion forum(s).

  • The ability to tell people what hacks they like and what ideals of level design to hold.

  • Time management skills are a must-have! Dawdling on hack moderation could get you demoted. In general, the number of days a hack should take to moderate is equal to one half the number of levels or one third the number of exits a hack has. Hacks that do not indicate length should take no less than two weeks to moderate.

  • Infrequent posting in the World of Insanity is appreciated but not mandatory.

  • A strong sense of self-confidence, self-assurance, and self-identity. Being able to maintain one's personality and habits in the face of criticism of any kind is a valued trait.


  • "I'm in! What do I need to apply?"

    You will need a few things. First off, you must forward a written statement that you have submitted at least ONE (1) hack to this site and had it be accepted without having been rejected. This will be verified by the staff, so be honest!

    You will also need to download NanoScope, a zoom tool for all major SNES emulators that allows you to view levels at the subatomic level. With NanoScope, you can easily zoom in on pixel cutoff and make it look like it's bigger and more game-breaking than it really is. If you can't find NanoScope, keep looking--it is a required tool for all Hack Moderators.

    You must also download the U.S. version of Torpedophile Tedward's Trippy Time. It was long ago submitted and silently rejected from the site due to its absurd length and disgusting quality. At over 120 exits long, and featuring broken levels, awful palettes, grating music, sprites that look like a blind guy like me drew them, and an...inappropriate storyline, TTTT (or T4) is the worst SMW hack ever created. All Hack Moderator candidates must moderate the hack and submit screenshots to Kieran or S.N.N. in order to be considered.

    Salary: $28,000-$30,000 per annum for 40 hours a week. You will also be entitled to the staff's Medical Benefits, Dental Benefits, Life Insurance plan, and invincibility to being banned.

    Please apply! I--err, I mean, the staff team wants you to do our work for us help us!
    I knew this was fake but I enjoyed reading. My response:

    I won't be one of those three users because my submitted hack got rejected twice before making it and joining the other hacks. I also can't find NanoScope because it doesn't exist I need to search harder.

    Knowing that SMWCP had 117 exits and over 200 people worked on it, I can only assume that no hack can hold 120+ exits. ''Torpedophile Tedward's Trippy Time'' isn't real can't be found anywhere and I gave up looking for it. I would honestly play it just to see how bad it is, but I can't be asked to look any harder. I have things to do too.
    omgz carmin i want teh posishun! i dont hav haks on swmc but im very good @ haking. i no good levle desine needs a lot of floteing nd staked munchers in every level!. haks also look cool wen the colurs of a level look all trippy rite? i no how to make custom gliches with out that asm shit that carol wont make for me cus carols a bich.

    im al abot freedum in desine wen haking. can i hav a job pls?
    SMWC's official dentist since 2011.

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    Can I be a hack moderator ignoring all the rules and statements you pointed out in your post? I PROMISSE I'LL BE GOOD!
    It's easily the best thing I've done
    So why the empty numb?
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    What if I don't want paid? Will you work harder to accept me? I don't want any power either but if you must insist which I doubt, I will accept this task you set before me.

    I am mindless and work 1000 hours a week on programming alone, think what I could do with hacks. I don't need NanoScope because who needs that when they CAN SEE INTO THE CODE AND FIND FLAWS IN HEX!? That's right, I will know when your address is completely removal worthy just by looking at the screen.

    Now you may be wondering, Scrydan, you never submitted a hack ever and pretty much don't post in the SMW Hacking forums. How do we know you know anything? And then I would laugh and point out that you *think* I don't post or never submit anything but my minions have been doing so all along for me.

    You see, I am a very busy man. More so than you can possibly imagine. Which is why I taught many good users here in secret. Some of the users here work for me to release hacks and other files. Many if not all I involved myself in were accepted.

    I can't say who works for me as you would have to be killed and reprogrammed. Do note that I can do 1000 things at once. Think of that, all your "double digit" hacks in moderation being removed from the list.


    As for "Torpedophile Tedward's Trippy Time", you already have the snapshots. You must only look on your bed. Yes, I sent a minion over to deliver it to you. I must say that you could have picked a better challenge to moderate. Like Moony Moony Moon's Big Freakout Adventure. So....many....moons!



    I don't really expect any response as I have other interviews to visit backed behind this one. If you do accept then I will stop them and focus on this.

    My other request if any would be...to enter that which have not been seen for centuries. I speak of a dark realm only you staff can access and have locked away due to the evil contained within it. What do I want from it? Something mere humans like yourself only think of. This dragon knows the secret of this place.

    leme b a hak mod an ill give u a cookie dat's all

    Plus, can someone give me a cookie? I'm too poor to get one.
    twitter is basically where im at now
    Oh oh Camerin, please arrange me a promotion to the hack mod position! It sounds so much interesting than being an admin.

    I like the salary. It definitely is much better than an admin's salary. $6969 per annum for 40 hours a week is terrible.

    Also that TTTT hack sounds interesting.
    My blog. I could post stuff now and then

    My Assembly for the SNES tutorial (it's actually finished now!)
    Hey, hey Camerin. Would you make me a hack mod???? I promise I will not fail for a first time mod!! :)
    Windowless ride, feeling alive
    Are you alive or just breathing?
    hi i'm maxodex i'm 13 years old and i would like to be approved.
    LINKS Twitter | YouTube | SoundCloud | Fortaleza Reznor
    to hear birds and see none.
    Originally posted by MaxodeX
    hi i'm maxodex i'm 13 years old and i would like to be approved.


    You sound like you're applying for...yeah I'm gonna stop there.
    Originally posted by Giant Shy Guy
    Originally posted by MaxodeX
    hi i'm maxodex i'm 13 years old and i would like to be approved.


    You sound like you're applying for...yeah I'm gonna stop there.

    when i'm mod i will ban you for bein mean.
    LINKS Twitter | YouTube | SoundCloud | Fortaleza Reznor
    to hear birds and see none.
    Don't do this guys! I worked with Camerin for two months and all I got was a headache!
    Originally posted by Ersanio
    Oh oh Camerin, please arrange me a promotion to the hack mod position! It sounds so much interesting than being an admin.

    I like the salary. It definitely is much better than an admin's salary. $6969 per annum for 40 hours a week is terrible.

    Also that TTTT hack sounds interesting.


    Fuck no, I already requested it waaaaaaaaaay before you did. D:
    Stay in line, Ersan!
    --------> Don't follow "Find Roy's Dignity", my hack. Because it's pretty outdated. <--------
    Originally posted by Roy
    Originally posted by Ersanio
    Oh oh Camerin, please arrange me a promotion to the hack mod position! It sounds so much interesting than being an admin.

    I like the salary. It definitely is much better than an admin's salary. $6969 per annum for 40 hours a week is terrible.

    Also that TTTT hack sounds interesting.


    Fuck no, I already requested it waaaaaaaaaay before you did. D:
    Stay in line, Ersan!

    Who cares, the more hack mods the merrier!
    My blog. I could post stuff now and then

    My Assembly for the SNES tutorial (it's actually finished now!)
    Is that really how little you Administrators are paid? No wonder S.N.N. drinks as much as he does. Although, Administrators do get to run our staff forum as a bawdy house/escort service, so it balances out.

    As for the rest of you...why haven't I seen a single valid application? Don't you want to be a Hack Moderator?
    Sounds like fun (well, Combo Breaker demo got rejected once because I submitted a newer version, but screw that) but I wanna do the ones that obviously look crappy from the screens. The crappier looking, the better!

    Yeah, that's what I'm talkin about!
    Legacy custom music
    A site with a non-useless dislike button
    SMW hacking channel

    I would consider applying to be a hack moderator, but I have yet to submit a hack that got approved on this site.
    I no longer have interest in SMW Hacking as I did when I first started several years ago.
    Originally posted by TomPhanto
    I would consider applying to be a hack moderator, but I have yet to submit a hack that got approved on this site.

    WHY U SO SERIOUS I mean that's why mine's not valid either.
    It's easily the best thing I've done
    So why the empty numb?
    The only valid reason for approving me should be because I said so. Get to it and such.