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Famous Quotes in SMW Central Archive

I found a really interesting and amusing thread from 2009 in the talk forums about Famous Quotes on SMW Central. I don't want to bump that thread, since well it's really old, and that it the OP isn't active.

After two years, there definitely has to be more "memorable" posts since the the last post in said thread. We have the the forum archiving good threads, so why not archive the posts that really stand out?

RULES:
1. If it's a long post, link it.
2. Do no bring up something in hostility - that means just to flame someone for posting so stupid. In good nature please.
3. No IRC quotes - that will take a LOT of space.
4. No request quotes.

*Names are linked to the post*

Shameless copy-pasting the quotes from the old thread:

1. "Your hack's not 'great'. Learn what a great hack is, then try to make yours more like one." - icegoom

2. "It's more or less advice. If you want to make a mark here, remakes aren't recommended. Everyone has some creative juice - find yours and use it." - S.N.N.

3. "Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you!" - The Magician

4. "Remarkable! It appears that my powers have returned to me. Maxwell, you are a genius!" - Absent Ministrator

5. "This thread doesn't just belong in the trash, it belongs in the deep geological repository. XD" - Boingboingsplat

6. "If you don't like what's available to you, you're going to have to make your own." - icegoom

7. "You believe in Social Darwinism I see, I'm glad this is turning into a intellectual debate." - TLMB

8. "Thanks! I never new which tile the squished goomba was trying to pull from
....now, I'm one step closer to infesting my ROM with classic goombas. Muah ha ha." - andy_k_250

9. "codes is very maybe, but perhaps. my briaching is like the, but not through i guess." - Smallhacker

10. "US: Other countries don't exist unless they have something we want." - Kipernal

11. "Even the trash can needs a good breakfast." - icegoom

12. "Do you want to be my friend. :):):)" - NextGenPie

13. "Also, I kill my friends and harvest on their spleens. I feel bad killing strangers." -S.N.N.

14. "Every time there's someone posting spam... Oh boy..." - Broozer

15. "well, since you went against what i said, i cut through some red tape. It involved the banning of several hundred innocent members and SNN's mom falling into a black hole, but it was worth it so you could continue posting." - Tatrion

16. "That's sexual harrassment" - TRS

17. "System. We have been separated since 1969. Shall we reunite and spread our offspring into the world?" - Absent Ministrator

18. "...god. Slam your face into the keyboard. If you're lucky, you'll find the correct key in the process." - Smallhacker

19. "Wow! The story was epic. I loved the part where Mario marries Luigi. It remembers of my family." - lucas92

20. "I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose." - edit1754

21. "It's not dead, it's just electroencephalographically challenged."" - edit1754

22. "I just realized what our problem is. SMWC attracts under-aged children who don't have credit/debit cards. Now, what we have to do is change our demographic.

BIGASS GUNS CENTRAL
- YOUR PRIMARY OMG THATS A BIG F**KING GUN RESOURCE " - Smallhacker

23a. "I am devastated" - ArBe
23b. "You are my Candy Girl Sugar Honey Honey" - S.N.N.

24. "Blenders in a dick" - FirePhoenix

25. "And in a way, aren't we all Reznor, too? Standing in a dark room, spinning in endless circles, with nothing but the occasional spat-forth fireball to pass the time until someone finally hits us into the lava, then knocks down our house so that not even a trace remains to remind others of our existence? I think Reznor is a sad metaphor for contemporary life." - Rameau's Nephew

26. "happy birthday kieran even though I don't know wh you are. Seriously who is kieran. " - videogamer123

27. "BLARGH LEARN HOW TO READING COMPREHENSION! *steam shoots out of ears*" - smkdan

28. "Hitler makes me hot. " - Not so Normal

29. "I actually type by yelling at my keyboard and the sheer power of my voice moves the keys for me." - Proton Jon

30. "stop calling me "he" already you assholes" - System

31. "Giga this isn't the photo thread, that's in the talk forum." - Chuckles in reply to this post

32. "k" - Captain Pissweak

33. "NES BOY" - jermboy27

34. smkdan's logout tutorial

35. "I see some people talked about my whole bule berry thing. I still stand by my original statement. The blue berry looks out of place. I hope you get my point.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/erockbrox/tomato.jpg" - Fellowroot

36. "It would be like if the Top Secret Area in SMW had no Question Blocks or power-ups and just an NPC saying "Watch out for Reznor!" - andy_k_250

37. "36. Most likely to not know what SMWCP2 is upon release
S.N.N." - various Winter 2011 Mosts Votes

38. "34. Most immature
- Mariosuckscocks
- Mariosuckscocks2
- Mariosuckscocks3" - andy_k_250

39. "http://bin.smwcentral.net/u/17750/LOLOL_00001.png
The ground is glitchy." - Maxodex

40a. "Dont spam" - Weeabuu
40b. "Also, wrong forum" - Ripperon-X
4cc. "Nope,he put the thread in here to spam the forum." - Snowshadow

41. "Tag (late) was not closed...
Tag (late) was not closed...
Tag (late) was not closed for the sake of God!...
doesn't you get it? I said "Tag (late) was not closed"!...
You tired me!
*goes off of the internet*
*gets smashed by a car*
Tag (smash) was not closed
Tag (span) was not closed.
" - Quick Quack

42. "Well guys, here we are. Post 10002. It has been a long and hard three years, and wait a second what the fuck is this?" - S.N.N.

43. "Holy wow I'm in the Display Case.

I'm such a prophet.

So guys, you can go ahead and put me on staff now." - Umlaut Banana

44. "From what I hear, only a chosen few are allowed to drink from his legendary teats. You must be honored." - Ultimaximus

45. "Hey, my dong hurts badly. What should I do? :<" - Red Chameleon

46. "Zsnes is so shitty I only use it to take SPC dumps" - Jayfeather

47a. "So you reserved a level and you had literally no ideas for it. Brilliant. This is not how the collab works. You were so desperate for a level that you grabbed whichever one you could and then asked people for ideas.

It is EXPECTED that people who claim a level claim one with inspiration and an idea in mind already. You have neither. I am giving this level to someone else." - S.N.N
47b. "Fine, i didn't like this theme anyway!" - Falconpunch
47c. "Tag (div) was not closed.
Tag (div) was not closed.
Tag (div) was not closed.
Tag (div) was not closed.
" - Snowshoe

48. "There will never be a new Admin, SNN's ego is so big it takes up all the extra Admin spaces." - Adam

49a. "but if Camerin Neede is Joseph Stalin then who am i?" - limepie20
49b. "Your that idiot who ruins everything." - Volke
49c. "yeah Joseph Stalin" - limepie20
48d. "owned" - leod

50. "I had been thinking but the site is starting to make me a nervous reck I can't stand it any more I want out not even s.n.n won't care nobody anymore dose so I need a deactivate link right now ok please" - super rarity

51. jesus' request; because he's jesus

52. An SMW Comic

53. "(sticky can you sticky this)

ask anything about advanced hacking and ill give a reply" - hammerbro in this fantastic thread

54. "I'm a stupid n00b who doesn't get that it's a long time ago that 3-UP moons were fantastic. (We are pretending, play along.)

Normally, you (the regular users) would post in this thread to flame me.

HOWEVER, this is the new and improved SMW Central so you don't. THIS THREAD DOESN'T NEED TO BE ANY LONGER THAN 1 POST!

Because someone will probably be taking care of this anyway.

Let's test it right away! If anyone posts in this thread, they will be banned for an unknown amount of time. (This goes for any other crappy YouTube hack thread as well.)" - Kieran Menor

55. "once upon a time mario got hit in the face with a football by the first chuck in football canyon and died. it was very sad and people cried.

the end.

here's a picture

http://snn.caffie.net/football.png" - S.N.N.

56. "The US debt is approachong π Googol fast. They may declare total world domination just so they don't owe anyone money anymore for all we know" - Wiimieser

57. A typical post by Rameau's Nephew

58. "I once dreamt I had sex with my parents. It was a wet dream, too. I'm still not sure what to make of it." - Kieran Menor

59. "I remember doing a presentation on why The Beatles were in fact NOT bigger then Jesus for my english class. It was pretty much half an hour of the quiet kid that never said anything bashing the beatles heavily. I had a flowchart with jesus at the top and the beatles were at the very bottom on a taped on piece of paper under a sperm whale. I also had a powerpoint that showed pictures of the beatles where I critiqued their facial features and clothing styles.
I played The Beach Boys throughout saying it was the beatles.

Everybody hated me after that but fuck it was so funny to see their faces." - Hobz

60. "Stop trying to out-Fellowroot Fellowroot." - MrDeePay

61. "I don't care if it was intentional or not. It looks depressing. Do you want to be depressed every time you play this game?" - ClearYoshi in this hilarious post

62. " " - Ladida...I guess a link would make sense

63. "SM64 is just a ROM hack of SMW anyway, so who cares." - Smallhacker

64. "Does he have a hot single brother?" - Golden Yoshi'

65. "Fuck you." - S.N.N. and everyone in the world to Yanama
does anyone's quotes count?, 'cause I have said only 1 legendary quote.
Originally posted by Ruberjig
does anyone's quotes count?, 'cause I have said only 1 legendary quote.



As long as it is said here by a member, and that it isn't from the IRC.

Though, maybe you should avoid putting quotes by you, since, well you posted them.

Oh:

Originally posted by System
stop calling me "he" already you assholes


Originally posted by Chuckles
Giga this isn't the photo thread, that's in the talk forum.

In reply to this post.
"NES BOY!"

~jermboy27
i just lurk sometimes
What about 'K' from Captain Pissweak?
It's easily the best thing I've done
So why the empty numb?
Originally posted by Austin
What about 'K' from Captain Pissweak?


I didn't really get to know the guy, but I've seen this quoted a lot throughout threads.

Oh, added both
Quote
O.


Posted by me. Just now.

Because I won't be bested by someone who said he was superior to the rest of humanity.
Originally posted by Camerin
Because I won't be bested by someone who said he was superior to the rest of humanity.


He came on IRC < a month ago and basically apologized for all of that.

(I don't recall him ever saying he was "superior" either, just that 95% of the world is full of idiots .. or something.)
Well, I threw it in anyways. :>
He didn't explicitely say he was superior to everyone, but he did act like if he was, he always made fun of minor mistakes and made people look stupid over them; he was annoying.

Originally posted by S.N.N.
He came on IRC < a month ago and basically apologized for all of that.

K.

Anyway, back on tracks, you should add smakdan's logout tutorial to the list, although you should probably link it, because it's quite a long post. You should also add this post.
Originally posted by aj6666
He didn't explicitely say he was superior to everyone, but he did act like if he was, he always made fun of minor mistakes and made people look stupid over them; he was annoying.

Originally posted by S.N.N.
He came on IRC < a month ago and basically apologized for all of that.

K.

Anyway, back on tracks, you should add smakdan's logout tutorial to the list, although you should probably link it, because it's quite a long post. You should also add this post.


That Smkdan's quote is pure win, lol!
Also, this is better :P
My deviantART
My Youtube channel
My avatar
Watch, i made a Super Mario 64 level
Oh, should I add this for pure win?:

Originally posted by Fellowroot
I see some people talked about my whole bule berry thing. I still stand by my original statement. The blue berry looks out of place. I hope you get my point.

Quote
33. "Shih Tzu? What?" - Ladida

Out of all the cool stuff I've said over the years, this was listed?

I repeat: What?
Originally posted by Ladida
Quote
33. "Shih Tzu? What?" - Ladida

Out of all the cool stuff I've said over the years, this was listed?

I repeat: What?



I don't know - ask Neutron. The thread was way back in 2009.
Quote

i can speak chinease:


ching chong ching chi chinese there u go




And who could forget classics like:


Originally posted by Weeabuu

Dont spam


Originally posted by Ripperon-X

Also, wrong forum


Originally posted by Snowshadow

Nope,he put the thread in here to spam the forum.
Originally posted by Adam
Quote

i can speak chinease:


ching chong ching chi chinese there u go


Who said this? :>



Originally posted by Adam

And who could forget classics like:


Originally posted by Weeabuu

Dont spam


Originally posted by Ripperon-X

Also, wrong forum


Originally posted by Snowshadow

Nope,he put the thread in here to spam the forum.


Yeah this is so going to be added.
Originally posted by Giant Shy Guy
Originally posted by Adam
Quote

i can speak chinease:


ching chong ching chi chinese there u go


Who said this? :>


thatswotshesaid
--------------------
C'mon, man, I try my best.
これは「なにか」ですわ
SAN値!ピンチ!
Originally posted by Giant Shy Guy
I don't know - ask Neutron. The thread was way back in 2009.

It was a huge joke. Basically i posted on the IRC "the next quote will be legendary" and then ladida posted that. I posted the quote in that thread as a joke but looks like it will stay there.

Shih Tzus are cutest dogs, there's no doubt about that.
i just lurk sometimes
Originally posted by MARiO42
Originally posted by Giant Shy Guy
Originally posted by Adam
Quote

i can speak chinease:


ching chong ching chi chinese there u go


Who said this? :>


thatswotshesaid


Oh look I cased that thread about a year ago.

*feels special despite having no quote listed whatsoever =)*
--------> Don't follow "Find Roy's Dignity", my hack. Because it's pretty outdated. <--------
Originally posted by Quick Quack
Tag (late) was not closed...
Tag (late) was not closed...
Tag (late) was not closed for the sake of God!...
doesn't you get it? I said "Tag (late) was not closed"!...
You tired me!
*goes off of the internet*
*gets smashed by a car*
Tag (smash) was not closed
Tag (span) was not closed.


Originally posted by xman0444
Let's spam this place up.


Originally posted by SNN
Well guys, here we are. Post 10002. It has been a long and hard three years, and wait a second what the fuck is this?


Originally posted by Umlaut Banana
Holy wow I'm in the Display Case.

I'm such a prophet.

So guys, you can go ahead and put me on staff now.


Originally posted by Ultimaximus
From what I hear, only a chosen few are allowed to drink from his legendary teats. You must be honored.


Originally posted by SNN
Thanks System. Now you made him go and kill himself.

R.I.P. Absent Ministrator:
2009 - 2009


Originally posted by Red Chameleon
Hey, my dong hurts badly. What should I do? :<


edit: i was EVERYWHERE.