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Grab the first thing you see (besides your computer ect.)

I grabbed my hat.

I am now prepared for the zombie apocalypse. Come at me, zombies. I've got my hat.
Now with extra girl and extra hacker
1. my tv that isnt even big. I'll hurl it at them.

2nd try. my obsolete computer monitor thats breaking apart.

3rd try. my lamp that has a broken lightbulb socket.

4th try my broken computer's speakers.
My Tepig Promo card
Let's milk Sunny Milk. Then she'll have enough money to fund Sunny Milk Real Estate.
Everypony's digging with a shovel
Originally posted by Roy
Anyway, y'all have some nice attack power, but I have the best defence here (cap). Owning.

Not to mention that a bunch of the characters from L4D/2 wear hats.

Trying again, I grabbed a wireless router. I can beat them to death with it and get a connection to the internet. e: I can also stab them with the antennas
WELP NEW LAYOUT COMING WHENEVER
ANOTHER TRY *inserts coin*

...I grabbed my cell phone, which is barely even useful for anything beyond calling people.

TAKE 2

I grabbed a deck of cards. Finally, something at least remotely useful! I can play card games and I can also use the cards as deadly projectiles!
Want to see some of my cool swords? Well, too bad, right now you only get to see one of them, and it's my avatar. Might set up some kind of gallery/portfolio at some point, though.
I grabbed my USB Flash drive. I can't do sh*t!

2nd try: A bag of unopened Doritos. ...maybe they'll go for the Nacho Cheese?
A plunger. Yes people, I have my own plunger which I never use for toilets stuff in my room. :3

Its a good weapon if you ask me.
Originally posted by Keypas
I grabbed my USB Flash drive. I can't do sh*t!

if you upload furry porn onto it then you can take on the whole zombie apocalypse easily

This time I grabbed a CD with an old Linux distro on it.
Now that can't do shit
WELP NEW LAYOUT COMING WHENEVER

Take 2:

Computer speakers... I guess I could listen to "The Infection" by Disturbed to add a little humor to the situation... who the fuck am I kidding, who gives a shit *gets eaten by zombies*
Hey, I'm Riot. I used to use this website a lot but it has been quite a while since I've been a part of it. Help me out with any of the changes; it'd be much appreciated.
Take 2: I grabbed... A pokeball, I think I'll win! Go!! *throws pokeball and magikarp comes out* Damnit! xD

Where the heck are Black, Yellow and Red Koopa Bro?
(:
Take 2: ...

A piece of paper. Yay?
Good fucking bye.
I grabbed my dick. Come get some, zombies!
I like how people think they have second takes on grabbing the first thing they see, which is basically a "surprise question" where you're not supposed to know what's gonna happen, and basically a second take is "useless". Also god damnit who the f*ck whips out their dick whenever they see a thread title like this?

Anyways, I'm still holding my god damn wireless mouse, I guess I'll laser them Zombies to death. And if I got a moment or so extra I could pick up my wireless keyboard too and pretend that it's an effective shield even though it isn't.

The book "The Kane Chronicles: The Throne of Fire".
Unless I can read this to the zombies as a bedtime story and make them fall asleep, then take advantage of their week state to rip their heads off, I am a goner.
Welcome to the world of girl love. It's slippery when wet!
Aristotle

Check out Super Luigi: The Regular Quest!
I have grabbed my mic. The very fact that this mic was made to be light weight further implys that I am royally screwed beyond all scopes of screwedness
Originally posted by Green Koopa Bro
Take 2: I grabbed... A pokeball, I think I'll win! Go!! *throws pokeball and magikarp comes out* Damnit! xD


At least you could use it as a "distraction".

Take 4 - A cell phone! Maybe it's not so useless, because at least I could call for help.
Mario's Vanilla Journey

Progress: 22/72 levels complete
scissors
BUNCH OF FAGGETS
gimmie 20 bucks


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A DVD. I can cut all the zombies limbs off and watch a film afterwards (it says "???" on the disc).
My lamp.
My lamp is made of metal and is quite large, though. Come get batted down, zombitches!
Message of the week: I'm going to be inactive, except for the Third Earth story posts. So I'll be on here once a week.

World's saga is on the fourth chapter.
Game progress is still on chapter one.
Character progress: 11 of 18.
Bug fixing: Initiated.
Attempt 2:
I grabbed my table.
I can use this as a barricade!