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Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but he loses interest very quickly.

I wish I had over 9000 posts.
granted, but Kieran decides to hide the postcounts so no one knows about it.

i wish PHP was less complicated.
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
Granted, but everything else in your life gets more complicated.

I wish this world was a peaceful place.
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Granted, but then no one can hear each other.

I wish I could body-swap.
Granted, but you got no control over it and land in an ugly body.

I wish I could turn invisible when I want to.
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Granted, but you can't go back to being visible.

I wish I had control over fire.
Good fucking bye.
Granted, but then you are vunerable to water.

I wish I was a rich Inventor
Granted, but you invest in the wrong things and become poor.

I wish I would have the driver license.
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Granted, but you get caught for drunk driving.

I wish that I had the ability to control time.
Granted, but you end up going to far forward in time to when the universe is destroyed.

I wish this was my 50th post.
granted, but it's also your last.

i wish i wasn't having so much deja-vu from reading this thread.
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
Granted, now you're having deja-fait (already did), and you get banned for spamming.

I wish I knew more programming languages.
granted, you learn too many and forget spoken languages.

i wish for some intelligent conversation.
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
Granted, but it gets too intelligent and you give up trying to understand.

I wish I could wish for the next wish before I wish I knew what my next wish was.
granted, but you trip over your words and fall in the paradox that Mwc did.

i wish i may i wish i might, have this wish i wish tonight.
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
Granted but you were too late. It's now morning.

I wish I could hack websites easily.
Wish is granted, but at the very moment you attempt to hack your rich neighbour's bank account, your computer crashes, stops working forever and you don't have the money to buy a new one soon.

I wish I could dig a hole in the earth and end up in China.
--------> Don't follow "Find Roy's Dignity", my hack. Because it's pretty outdated. <--------
Granted, you can! However, you lack the required heat suit. You perish in fire as soon as you break the crust.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
Granted, but it was corrupted before you made it.

I wish that I won't get ninja'd.
Granted, but meh.

I wish that I was invulnerable, immortal, and infinitely strong, and could warp reality at will.

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