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Corrupt-a-Wish

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This game is infamous for being spammy, but if done right, it can be a lot of fun (as seen here).

If you don't know how it works, well, you can read the thread I linked. If you're too lazy, though, you post a wish. Someone else grants it, but adds something that makes it bad, or corrupts it. That person then makes a wish of their own.

I wish I could win an arm-wrestling match.
You win, but you smash the other person's arm into the table so hard that it breaks and you're sued for damages.

I wish for a foot-long meatball sub.
I should get a new layout.

Probably won't, though.
When you take it, you trip and drop it all over the girl you like and you become a social outcast in school.

I wish for my wish to come true.
ask me if i give a f*ck...
Granted, but the wish does nothing except affect itself, ultimately wasting a wish.

I wish I had more courage.
You get your courage, but you were so courageous you jumped into a volcano and died.

I wish for happiness.
Granted, but you will die in exactly one week.

I wish I knew ASM.
Granted, but you knew too much it caused major headaches and you had to go to the hospital.

I wish there were no more wishes to grant which would turn into something bad, thus making no more granted wishes.
- ignore the watermarks, working on a fix for those
because of this post, you create a paradox and fall in, exploding instantly.

i wish for a staff promotion.
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
Granted, but they put you in charge of looking at penises all day.

I wish for my dog to stop being a puppy.
ask me if i give a f*ck...
granted, it instantly grows to be 13 human years old and dies, having lived a full, happy life in which you were frozen in time, as well as everyone else.

i wish for free beer.
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
You get it but you're forced to drink so much you get drunk and have a killer hangover the following day.

I wish for a lot of money :D
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Granted, but you drown in your money.

I wish for good things to happen instead of bad things. =/
- ignore the watermarks, working on a fix for those
Granted but the definitions for good and bad swap over in the dictionary.

I wish for me to be able to finish a hack and have it featured
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Originally posted by Pikerchu13
I wish for happiness.

Originally posted by aj6666
Granted, but you will die in exactly one week.


I would like to show you that this (and a few examples after that) is a bad way to play this game, the corruption has to be connected to the wish.
Like in the post by me that UB linked in the OP.

And you also can't just say something that's totally unlikely, like changing the meaning of a word, that's just no fun and quickly turns into spam.
Put thought into your posts D:
Your layout has been removed.
Granted, but as soon as it's featured, many new hack submission requirements are put into place which it doesn't fulfill, thus it's defeatured.

I wish for world peace.
Granted but as soon as we get rid of our weapons, aliens invade Earth (Simpsons reference)

I wish I could read minds
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Granted, but you soon discover that people only think bad things about you and get depressive.
After years of suffering you finally get the courage to do it; you go to a train station nearby and jump in front of a train.

I wish that windows would stops opening mp3 files with notepad.
Your layout has been removed.
Granted but then it starts opening them using a trojan virus.

I wish I could make my own Addmusic
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Granted, but everybody hates it and people think less of you for it.

I wish for free sex.
ask me if i give a f*ck...
Granted but your sex partners have STD's and STI's

I wish I could punch carol in the face (Don't ask why)
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