Language…
8 users online: DanMario24YT, howardadam1126, iamtheratio, kurtistrydiz, Rhubarb44230, Saela, TheOrangeToad,  YouFailMe - Guests: 279 - Bots: 317
Users: 64,795 (2,378 active)
Latest user: mathew

Please fill out your census form

  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
1. Gender:
x Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household:
6

3. Location of your XXX stash:
My computer... wait why do you want to know?

4. Favorite color:
Double Rainbow

5. Favorite food:
Creepy pasta

6. Location of weapons in your household so that in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community:
The army of munchers I have in my computer. So: my computer

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
x No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community, who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
x Other: My best (female) friend

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
x No

10. Is this census repetitive?
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ Yes
x No
x No
x No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Your face

AND THAAAAAAAT'S IT.

--------------------

So yeah, I'm not really going to be posting for a while. Not that anyone cares.
1. Gender
* Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
4

3. Location of you Lego stash
In da basement.

4. Favorite color
Yellow

5. Favorite food
Anything that has sugar or oil (except for oil itself)

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
One word: Nowhere.

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
* No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
* Other idk

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
* No

10. Is this census repetitive
* Yes
* Yes
* Yes
_ No
_ No
_ No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
When I tell people about my randomness.
Kinda in hibernation for a while. I hope to be back in full swing soon.
Originally posted by form
1. Gender
Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
Four

3. Location of you XXX stash
C:\AWESOMESAUCE\MEDIA\y.7z

4. Favorite color
Fuchsia

5. Favorite food
tacos

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
inmypants.

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
Other the previously mentioned tacos

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
No U

10. Is this census repetitive
Yes
_ Yes
Yes
_ No
No
No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
ohohoho god.

I would like to remind you that this information is strictly confidential and is used to build new forums and threads to better suit our community.

e: whoops wrong folder
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
1. Gender
x Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
3

3. Location of you XXX stash
Wherever my pet fish hid them before he died

4. Favorite color
Lime green

5. Favorite food
Fried chicken

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
I am my own weapon (in other words, I have no weapons)

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
x No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
x Other Female moon rabbit, particularly the one in my layout

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
x No

10. Is this census repetitive
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ Yes
x No
x No
x No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Practically half of my 8th grade year
Layout by Mirann <3

I'm probably retired tbh
Please fill out this form so we can get a better idea of what we need and how to steal adjust the use of our funds. I assure you that all of these questions are relevant to the topic.

1. Gender
x Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
5

3. Location of you XXX stash
XXX

4. Favorite color
Blue

5. Favorite food
Spaghetti

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
I have a machete under my bed </lie>

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
x No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
x Other Some random person

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
x No

10. Is this census repetitive
x Yes
x Yes
x Yes
x No
x No
x No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Stripping naked, running down the street, yelling "I'm a Budda!"
1. Gender
_ Male
_ Female
√ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
4

3. Location of you XXX stash
Top corner of my desk drawer Nonexistant

4. Favorite color
N/A

5. Favorite food
pizza

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
Secret rotating gun wall in my room.

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
√ No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
√ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
_ Other ____________

9. Are you done yet?
√ Yes
_ No

10. Is this census repetitive
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ No
_ No
_ No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
__________________________________________
1. Gender
_ Male

2. Number of people living in your household
4
___

3. Location of you XXX stash
internet
____________

4. Favorite color
green
____________

5. Favorite food
wok
____________

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
internet
____________

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
honestly i dunno

_ Other ____________

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes

10. Is this census repetitive
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ No
_ No
_ No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
aran - Graces of Heaven
1. Gender
Male

2. Number of people living in your household

5

3. Location of you XXX stash

YYY

4. Favorite color

Blue

5. Favorite food

Pizza

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.

UR FACE LOL

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?

wat

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?

wat

9. Are you done yet?

Yes

10. Is this census repetitive

No
No
No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

When I POOPED ON MY MOMMY'S FACE did something I can't remember.
Good fucking bye.
Views:
Time:
6 users online: o imamelia, o o FPzero, o bebn legg, o Nameless, o Major Flare, o o Scrydan - Guests: 69 - Bots: 160Users: 69,666 (9,999 active)
Latest: Year 2020
Tip:
Originally posted by imamelia
1. Gender
X Male
X Female
X Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
Yes

3. Location of you XXX stash
You ate it.

4. Favorite color
clear

5. Favorite food
toothpaste

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
I have some pens on my desk.

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
X No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
_ Other 42

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
_ No
X Maybe

10. Is this census repetitive
X Yes
X Yes
X Yes
X No
X No
X No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
I was on this Internet forum once, and somebody made me fill out some weird census forum or something...some of the questions were kind of personal.

Clearly my favorite post in this thread and I was hoping to see this post here. imamelia, your work here is done. :P

As for my census form, it is classified. You only need to know the basics for your own survival. If you knew my stash, you would beg to unsee it. Dangerous stuff many lives have been lost over. Yeah, so don't ask. However, for my amusement, I will answer what I can to ensure you all live at least for tomorrow. I can't guarantee the next day sadly.



1. Gender
MAN KIND!

2. Number of people living in your household
(X - 1)
P.S. Mazon killed him.


3. Location of you XXX stash
I don't know of any 'you stash'. Perhaps my Grammar teacher knows?

4. Favorite color
Brightness

5. Favorite food
The eatable kind?

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
The moment you know of it, you'd die. Best left unsaid.

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
Back in my days, we didn't have any of this fancy Internet Forms. No sir, we had DUCK TAP and- wait, what were talking about again?

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Other Cheesecake, yum. Wait, this question wasn't about food?

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
_ No
_ Maybe
X When you are done reading this sentence, I'll be done looting all of the cheesecake and other desserts from your fridge. Well, thanks for the food. I'll be leaving your house now. Too bad you weren't paying attention and kept reading this message instead. Still reading? I might as well take stuff from your cabinet too. Still have a bit more to read? Nope, I am done.

10. Is this census repetitive
X 9001

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
When I read your diary. Oh man, that was such a good read that I published it and even made money on it. Only to be embarrassed later that I could of made more money. Shucks!

1. Gender
X Male
Y Female
Z Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
Just me and the ONE ARMED MAN!

3. Location of you XXX stash
In the not to distant future

4. Favorite color
Pesto Tortellini

5. Favorite food
PURPLE!!!

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
I have a fork in my silverware drawer.

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
42 No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
_ Other the fork in my silverware drawer

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
X No

10. Is this census repetitive
X Yes
_ Yes
X Yes
_ No
X No
_ No
1. Gender
X Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
4

3. Location of you XXX stash
On the interwebz

4. Favorite color
teal

5. Favorite food
Salad

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
Under my parent's bed

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
X No - Not yet, at least

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister - If I had one, I'm sure this would be it
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
X Other - Friend

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
X No

10. Is this census repetitive
X Yes
X Yes
X Yes
_ No
_ No
X No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Attempting to walk home from a Chinese restaurant.

---

That is all.
Now with extra girl and extra hacker
1. Gender
X Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
Five

3. Location of you XXX stash
~/stuff/.hiddenstuff/.evenmorehiddenstuff/thisisnotmyXXXstash/

4. Favorite color
Blue

5. Favorite food
Fish and/or Italian food

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
I have a small army of bots based on Pokémon. Would that help?

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
X No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
X Other - Lucariaaaa

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
_ No
¯\(°_o)/¯

10. Is this census repetitive
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ No
_ No
_ No
¯\(°_o)/¯

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
That one time when I went into that one place, and I was all like "woah, I'm in the wrong restroom" and... yeah.
Originally posted by Amos Defamos
8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?

X Other - Lucariaaaa

Kfurry.

1. Gender
X Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
Five.

3. Location of you XXX stash
/home/jordan/Pictures/.The Dungeon/

4. Favorite color
This.

5. Favorite food
Chili peppers.

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
I can kick pretty good. Is kicking a weapon?

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
X No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
X Foreign Exchange Student - Assuming she has a sexy accent.
_ Custodian
_ Other

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
_ No
¯\( °-°)/¯

10. Is this census repetitive
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ Yes
_ No
_ No
_ No
¯\( °-°)/¯

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Definitely birth. I was so undignified about it.
Originally posted by Captain Pissweak
3. Location of you XXX stash
~/home/jordan/Pictures/.The Dungeon/

~ stands for "/home/<username>", so unless you like home folders so much that you have a home folder in your home folder, that's probably the incorrect location.

"~/Pictures/.The Dungeon/" is probably what you mean.

"~/home/jordan/Pictures/.The Dungeon/" would be "/home/jordan/home/jordan/Pictures/.The Dungeon/".

Just sayin'.
I blame the fact that I stole 90% of my post from yours.
1. Gender
√ Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
3

3. Location of you XXX stash
In the Ocean! :)

4. Favorite color
BLUE :P

5. Favorite food
Blueberries

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
In the execution chamber.

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
√ No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
_ Sister
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
√ Other: Paul Karason

9. Are you done yet?
_ Yes
√ No

10. Is this census repetitive
√ Yes
√ Yes
√ Yes
_ No
_ No
_ No



1. Gender
√ Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
4 (including moi)

3. Location of you XXX stash
F:/My Pictures/TOP SECRET FOLDER (which is then further categorized)

4. Favorite color
Green

5. Favorite food
Sushi

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
The kitchen should have everything I need.

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
√ No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
√ Sister (sadly I don't have one :< )
_ Brother
_ Father
_ Mother
_ Grandfather
_ Grandmother
_ Priest
_ Foreign Exchange Student
_ Custodian
√ Other Cousins and classmates and such

9. Are you done yet?
√ Yes
√ No

10. Is this census repetitive
_ Yes
_ Yes
√ Yes
_ No
√ No
_ No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Everyday so far


Also, inb4 everyone saying they don't have an XXX folder is lying
1. Gender
√ Male
_ Female
_ Ditto

2. Number of people living in your household
4 (including me)

3. Location of you XXX stash
I don't have one

4. Favorite color
Blue

5. Favorite food
Carne Asada

6. Location of weapons in your household so if in the case of a civil disaster or a Smallhacker takeover, we can more efficiently disarm the community.
My room has enough weapons for me and my bro

7. Have you been banned for saying Smallhacker the IV has a big nose?
_ Yes
√ No

8. If you were to have a sexual fantasy with any member of your community who would it involve?
What?!

9. Are you done yet?
√ Yes
_ No

10. Is this census repetitive
√ Yes
_ Yes
√ Yes
_ No
√ No
_ No

11. What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
It doesn't exist.
I do pixels sometimes
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2