When/If I die of cancer, my last words would be "Maybe I... zuck ya zick..."
Otherwise, I will quickly eat all my money and say "shit... will be... so... cash..." and then when I void my bowels, the shit will be cash.Bridget's got the kids!
Bring me Bridget, or I'll blow us all to hell!
My last words would be, "Rosebud..."
I won't have last words.(=´∀`)人(´∀`=)
"End the suffering.."YouTube <-- Let's Plays and stuff. ^ Made by Tahixham
"I really should give this "dying" thing a go. I've heard it's absolutely liberating."
"And... It seems... Seems this die... Dying thing... Isn't all that... That bad afterall... So long... And thanks for all the fish."Good fucking bye.
I don't think I will get a chance to talk or to be heard beafore I die, but I think I would say something like "Don't feel bad for my death, you don't have to give me a funeral, you can throw my body into the trash, I won't mind since I will be dead.....Now I will finaly know if there's an afterlife..."
Non-serious cause of death:
"Now the eternal disappearing...why must it end...Max was the team player, Max put in the extra hours, Max gave it 110%, Max tried harder than the rest. And now, the eternal disappearing...farewell world. (Similar to the last lines of Fawful's speech in M&L:BIS)"
Serious death:
"Welp, I just got a call from the Heavens. 'parently they need me, so I gotta go."
Being shot:
"YOU CUNTLICKING, COCKFEELING, WIFEBEATING BASTARD!"
"When I die, bury me with all my stuff because you know it's mine."Your layout has been removed.
"Long live me!"
"JEWS DID WTC AND HITLER WAS RIGHT"
While I don't agree with those particular viewpoints, it'd generate lots of drama :I