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YOU`RE KING OF LIME PIES(pie man here it comes and little cake kid trow off pies?)
You shouldn't have done that
Know like how Micheal Jackson had plastic surgery? Well once he died his body was melted down, then turned in Lego's. So little kids could play with him for a change.

Q: How is Micheal Jackson like an Xbox?
A: There both made out of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

That's all I got Micheal Jackson related.
Originally posted by Puffy1406
Know like how Micheal Jackson had plastic surgery? Well once he died his body was melted down, then turned in Lego's. So little kids could play with him for a change.

Q: How is Micheal Jackson like an Xbox?
A: There both made out of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

That's all I got Micheal Jackson related.

That's pretty good!!

Since I'm too lazy to come up with something, I think I'll post some IRC funnies:

* TheHiddenMissingno wishes that people could spell
* SF|008 can spell.
* Giovan does too
* LudwigVonKoopa afdmknjnldnvjjjfdc

<SadisticDesigner> all Kaizo is hard, not all that is hard is Kaizo
<SF|008> ^
<LudwigVonKoopa> ^
<Error52> all examples are examples, but not all examples are examples
<Ixtab> v
<Error52> penis

* TheMudkipLover throughs Riolu at SNN
* Kristian throughs Hobz
* Hobz throws throughs away

<MolSnow> k is a boring word
<LudwigVonKoopa> it's a letter

<LudwigVonKoopa> chocolate vacuum
<LudwigVonKoopa> watch it zoom across the room
<LudwigVonKoopa> chocolate vacuum
<LudwigVonKoopa> see the dog chase it to it's doom
<LudwigVonKoopa> chocolate vacuum
<LudwigVonKoopa> i'm gonna get kicked if i don't stop real soon

<LudwigVonKoopa> DO THE ROBOTNIK
<LudwigVonKoopa> SWING YOUR PINGAS FROM SIDE TO SIDE




come check out my stream, i play cool stuff sometimes -- twitch.tv/xcombomamba

tl;dr you're a cool person :)
Dumb Headlines:
Drunk Groudon Destroys Manhattan, Bartender Pissed
Mugged Pokemon Trainer MISSINGNO. Pokemon
Let's milk Sunny Milk. Then she'll have enough money to fund Sunny Milk Real Estate.
Everypony's digging with a shovel
Youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do_gtAt73sI&feature=channel

Warrning racist joke

One of my freinds came up to me and said "Some say coca-cola is the most popular drink in the world, as an african i would say dirty water would give it a run for its money.
A short story:

Some guy comes from a party, he's drunk and he needs to go the the toilet, however, he's too far away from his house, so he goes to other people's house and asks them if he can use their toilet, but everyone tells him he can't, so he keeps searching untill he finds a house where they let him use the toiled. While he's in the bathroom, he takes a look at the toilet and he notices it's golden. After that he returns to his house and goes to sleep. The next day, he remembers what happened, so he gets curuious and goes to the houses he went the previous day and asks if they have a golden toilet, however, everyone tells him they don't have such a thing, se he keeps searching untill he returs to the same house where they let him in the last day, and when he asks if they have a golden toilet the person on the door says "Hey jack, here's the dumbass who shited on your saxophone!"
Hey kids, its time to use the "F" word

Fuck fuck fuck fuck...

...living
Fuck dieing,
Fuck laughing
Fuck crying
Fuck this song,
But mostly Fuck You
Fuck love, hate and friends
Fuck following trends,
Fuck this song,
Cant wait till it ends.

Fuck everything,
But fuck you the most
Fuck everyone
But fuck you the most,
With a big rusty pole or a splintery post
Fuck you the most, fuck you

Fuck old school
Fuck new school
Fuck not cool
Fuck too cool
Fuck giving ironically lame
Fuck giving advice
Fuck trying to be nice
Fuck you and you know who you are

Fuck everything,
But fuck you the most
Fuck everyone
But fuck you the most,
With a big rusty pole or a splintery post
Yeah, Fuck you the most, fuck you

Fuck you [repeat until the end]
Why is it called the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.


jantje: hey dad! i got a riddle for you!
dad: tell me.
jantje: there's a blackout. there are 6 lighting doors: a yellow one, a green one, a red one, a blue one, a pink one and a purple one. which one you'll take?
dad: uum... the purple one.
jantje: behind the door are 4 other doors: a red one, a green one, a blue one and a yellow one. which one you'll take?
dad: the red one.
jantje: behind the door are 3 other doors: a red one, a blue one and a yellow one. which one you'll take?
dad: the red one again.
jantje: ok behind the door are 2 opened doors. at the blue one you'll be shot and at the yellow one you'll die because of electric shocks. which one you'll take?
dad: i'll take the blue one.
jantje: i would choose the yellow one because there was a blackout!

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it's a dutch joke i found on a website and i translated it. hope you liked it! #w{=)}
Call me Kiddo the dragon. :)
Penis joke incoming:

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I see you looking at my sig. You're just jealous.
Watch my LPs and whatever else I do!
Currently LPing: Megaman Zero ; The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap

A guy walks into a pharmacy and grabs condomns. He walks up to the front desk and asks, "Where's the fitting room?"
Hey, I'm Riot. I used to use this website a lot but it has been quite a while since I've been a part of it. Help me out with any of the changes; it'd be much appreciated.

Actual courtroom quote:

Defense: Your Honor, I have a short witness.
Judge: How short?
Defense: It's Mr. Long.
Judge: Put Long on.
Prosecutor: As long as he's short.
Opera-tan shall never die.
What's the difference between Michael Atkinson and Hitler?
Atkinson has a clean criminal record, and he's never been in the military. That's about it really.


How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
Less than B, More than A.
Let's milk Sunny Milk. Then she'll have enough money to fund Sunny Milk Real Estate.
Everypony's digging with a shovel
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in some dirt and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser. XD
note this isn't an IRC quotes threads

thanks.
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.
When I used to manage one of the Comfort Inn buildings, I would always have trouble with unruly guests. One day I had to kick out Garry Kasparov and Bobby Fischer because they were loudly boasting in the lobby about who was the best. I just can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Ba-dum-tish.

I once read drinking liquor was bad, and i stopped drinking.
Then i read smoking was bad, and i stopped smoking.
Next i read having sex was bad, and i stopped reading.

XD!!!!!!
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