You wake up inside a room. Who are you? Why are you here? How more clitched can this get?
Oh, bonjour, didn't hear you come in. Greetings and Welcome to Fortress of Solitude, the RPG. It plays out like those games on the MS Paint adventures forums, with RPG type things such as inventory and level. And battles. Also annoying random enounters. So it's like a forum RPG.
Level: 1
Inventory: Empty
Currently in party: You
You see two doors and no other obvious exits. Which one should you go in?
Note: Yes, it's kind of a forum game, but it's not really a postcount ++, so yeah.