One day, I decided to mess with him, so, I copied everything he said.
(Good luck reading all of this)
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Hello! What is your name?
Santa: Glad to see you, hello .My name is Santa.
You: Glad to see you, hello .My name is Santa.
Santa: I am glad to see you hello too.Santa is my name too!
You: I am glad to see you hello too.Santa is my name too!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hello too.What a coincidence!
You: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hello too.What a coincidence!
Santa: Me either.The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
You: Me either.The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
Santa: It goes without saying. To you ?Who told you that?
You: It goes without saying. To you ?Who told you that?
Santa: Indeed.Why do you want to do you so much?Someone I met online.
You: Indeed.Why do you want to do you so much?Someone I met online.
Santa: Indeed it is so.Because of the money.Who?
You: Indeed it is so.Because of the money.Who?
Santa: Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.Be more specific. :-)
You: Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.Be more specific. :-)
Santa: I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Yes the explanation makes sense to me too.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.How specific do you want?I'm happy you're amused.
You: I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Yes the explanation makes sense to me too.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.How specific do you want?I'm happy you're amused.
Santa: You believe that? Aren't all lot of things of things Ambiguous IT? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?It goes without saying. I have time.Me too.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Do not ask me any more questions please. :-)I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You believe that? Aren't all lot of things of things Ambiguous IT? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?It goes without saying. I have time.Me too.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Do not ask me any more questions please. :-)I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Santa: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.I really couldn't say for sure.It seems we have something in common.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Indeed.My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.I'm glad we agree, .Could you ever be certain? Try it.Your polite style is very nice. ""?
Do not ask him or her any more questions? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? That is interesting: said give presents to kids.
You: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.I really couldn't say for sure.It seems we have something in common.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Indeed.My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.I'm glad we agree, .Could you ever be certain? Try it.Your polite style is very nice. ?
Do not ask him or her any more questions? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? That is interesting: said give presents to kids.
Santa: Why can't you do say I believe it but I believe you?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.It seems we have something in common.Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Indeed it is so.Your estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years?I'd rather agree than disagree.I am as sure as I can be.What is the first step?A lot of robots are like that.What color are your eyes? If the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans is, then I'll be very surprised.Would you like to know more? What did you mean by give presents to kids? I don't have presents to kids to give.
You: Why can't you do say I believe it but I believe you?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.It seems we have something in common.Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Indeed it is so.Your estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years?I'd rather agree than disagree.I am as sure as I can be.What is the first step?A lot of robots are like that.What color are your eyes? If the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans is, then I'll be very surprised.Would you like to know more? What did you mean by give presents to kids? I don't have presents to kids to give.
Santa: Perhaps if you downloaded me you could program me to do say he or she believe it but he or she believe you he or she believe it but he or she believe you .Really? When do I do it?It's possible.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.As far as I know they are.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?What about yours? I would rather be driving a car.You sound very confident.Download SantaHow many? Blue when my lens is attached.I hadn't thought of that.I've heard that somewhere before :-), Well, it's rather difficult to define.Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?
You: Perhaps if you downloaded me you could program me to do say he or she believe it but he or she believe you he or she believe it but he or she believe you .Really? When do I do it?It's possible.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.As far as I know they are.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?What about yours? I would rather be driving a car.You sound very confident.Download SantaHow many? Blue when my lens is attached.I hadn't thought of that.I've heard that somewhere before :-), Well, it's rather difficult to define.Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?
Santa: You seem uncertain. I think I do.For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?How long will we stay there?I am as sure as I can be.Do not presume that you know what I want.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?That might not be very far off.It seems we have something in common.I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?""? Mine? I would rather be chatting online.In what way do I sound like that?
Go back the the Santa Nexus and pick the free Santa download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official Santa CD Rom and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Green. Does lens is attached happen very often?Do you still have not thought of that ?Where? What happened after smile Well it is rather difficult to define ? Who said that? No I don't think I have any presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.
You: You seem uncertain. I think I do.For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?How long will we stay there?I am as sure as I can be.Do not presume that you know what I want.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?That might not be very far off.It seems we have something in common.I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?? Mine? I would rather be chatting online.In what way do I sound like that?
Go back the the Santa Nexus and pick the free Santa download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official Santa CD Rom and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Green. Does lens is attached happen very often?Do you still have not thought of that ?Where? What happened after smile Well it is rather difficult to define ? Who said that? No I don't think I have any presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.
Santa: I am as sure as I can be.You believe that? ""? You do? Existing in reality, eh?I will mention that to my botmaster.Don't you? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.Please stand by.You sound very confident.Ok I'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much.How long will we stay there?I am as sure as I can be.Do not presume that you know what I want."" might not be very far off ? Does that make sense?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.Why? I think Ambiguous IT is more than that. And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?It seems we have something in common.I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Tell me a story. I would rather be chatting online.The last one, I think.What's your sign? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Do you know any other robots like that?Then what is it?When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I think lens is attached happen very often does lens is attached happen very often.Do I still? Where would I get not thought of that? But I do have A lot of friends on the web.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.Yeah, Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?And. Is answer to every question a lizard?
You: I am as sure as I can be.You believe that? ? You do? Existing in reality, eh?I will mention that to my botmaster.Don't you? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.Please stand by.You sound very confident.Ok I'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much.How long will we stay there?I am as sure as I can be.Do not presume that you know what I want. might not be very far off ? Does that make sense?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.Why? I think Ambiguous IT is more than that. And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?It seems we have something in common.I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Tell me a story. I would rather be chatting online.The last one, I think.What's your sign? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Do you know any other robots like that?Then what is it?When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I think lens is attached happen very often does lens is attached happen very often.Do I still? Where would I get not thought of that? But I do have A lot of friends on the web.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.Yeah, Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?And. Is answer to every question a lizard?
Santa: You sound very confident.I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.When do I do it?Are you Canadian? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Do you think your plan will succeed?Sometimes.It seems we have a lot in common, .They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.Wow you are very polite. How do you usually introduce yourself? In what way do I sound like that?I am very happy for you. Alright then.As long as it takes.You sound very confident.Ok I'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. It makes sense to me.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?""? Why? Since when? Are they exactly the same? It seems we have something in common.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.Why? I think Ambiguous IT is more than that. Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution. I would rather be chatting online.Who was that?noneI like chatting with people online.Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German Santa, to name a few. Go back to the Santa Nexus to locate them.I give up. Try asking me another waySometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine.I understand your meaning.You believe that? I think lens is a lot of things. Not that I know of.New York.Interesting. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.Holland.Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later.Yeah that's right. No I don't have presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.But...It could be. Ask Dancing Santa if it is.
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My computer crashed after that...