I have probably got the best name ever. Just take away the GearboxGoober away from my user name and add Jake. And it's just that. Not Jacob, just Jake. The odd thing is that I have the same last name as a famous comedian (Johannsen). But over time I've changed certain letters in my last name to make it look more fancy. An "umlaut", if you will, over the o, an acute marking on the e (é), and I replaced the a with å, because I am very Swedish. So I guess it's Jöhånnsén.
Google translate tells me my name in Russian would be Джейк Иогансен.
You really didn't need to know any of this.
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