I was bored..
Football is for Egg-Heads The Remake (my fav):
UgaUgaUgaUgaUgaUgUgUgUgUgUg
Sh**, someone needs to teach these guys organization and teamwork, and dinner!
*Luigi and yoshi walk in about 15 times*
Hey, Mario! Look what I made!
*Pause*
Its a football!
*nods* its a football!
NO its a stone!
*nods* its a football!
its a stone!
its a football!
its a stone!
football!
a stone!
football!
a stone, stone, stone, stone!
football, football, football, football! I chiseled it!
You didn't make it! You **** it!
I che--
You **** it!
I ****in' chiseled it!
*pause*
**** you Luigi! Its a stone!
You're gonna eat those words!
Ahh!
*throws rock* I won!
**** you Luigi! We'll use football to teach the cavemen organization and teamwork. Wellusefootballtoteachthecavemenorganizationandteamwork!
Football? So that's their little game! We better tell king Gannon!
Alright, if you get there, you score a touchdown. OK? Who wants to start with the ball first?
Yoshi do! Yoshi do!
No, Yoshi.
Who wants to start with the ball first?
Yoshi do! Yo--
No. **** you Yoshi.
*Luigi runs forever*
TACKLE YOSHI!!
Go, touchdown!Go, touchdown!GotouchdownGotouchdown!
No, Yoshi.
*Bash* UHHH!
Hey, watch where you're goin' **** head!
Who's a **** head, **** face!
You are.
So! What do you have to say now, **** head? HAHAHA UHHH! Die.
Hmmm.. Football here but no Luigi. I bet he try tackle me!
Come back here! You're out of bounds!! Come back! Yoshi keep running!
*Yoshi and Mario come out pipe several times*
Hey, that no football! That egg.
Sorry, but Luigi get changed into a football. I saw it!
Yo-You mean that egg is football?
Yeah! Football!
Ahh!
It's time to have a little fun in great Koopa tradition! Were chalenging Mario and eggface to a game of football!
My brothers been turned into an egg, and these wretched reptiles want us to play football with my ****. What's this kingdom comin' to?
O-O-Oh, I scared Mawio!
**** you Yoshi.
If we break egg, Luigi get scwambled!
**** Luigi.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Welcome to today's game featuring--
Aww, shut up!! We'll never get started!!
OK, Yosh, remember our plays. And remember that we have to use teamwork!
Hey!
Uhh, taste like ****! UghUgUgUgUgUgh!
Haha.
*Roy K. does it with Mario*
****Later Still****
*Still doin' it and shows the hidden finger*
Hey, what are you playin, Austrailian rules?
NO
Yoshi try pass play!
No, Yoshi.
*speedy song*
**** **** **** **** **** **** the finish! We're all for you!! **** **** **** **** **** **** the finish! Weeeeeeeeee're aaaaaaaaall for you!! Yay!
*plays song I'm not gonna type*
Shut Up!!
Touchdoooooooooown!!
*Mario and Yoshi dance*
Ugh, who cares?
Domeheads 7, the Koopa carcas cruchers, a big fat, egg-shped, zerooo!
*gasp*
Oops._______________I guess we shouldn't have counted our eggs before they hatched!
I'll leave footprints alright! On their faces! I'll **** their faces! CHAAAAAAARGE!
Yoh!!!!!!
Yoshi, keep running!
Alright, gotta use teamwork to figure out what happened to Lu---
Yoshi, lets have that egg, I mean Luigi!
*Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick*
Uhh, did I catch the ball?
What do you mean catch the ball? You
were the ball!
**** you Mario!
****!