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Behold!

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I am your new king.

From now on,

- Anime of all kinds is banned. If you are found with anime, you will be executed.
- Yoshis are not allowed in the fortress. Failure to comply will result in them being executed.
- No video games are allowed. All video games will be burned, and if you are found with video games, you will be executed.
- The government has the right to search your internet history and laugh at whatever sites you visit, as well as punish you for any illegal activity.
- The government reserves the right to execute you if and whenever they feel like doing so.
- No beer. EVER.

That is all.
fuck yeah meowingtons
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Is that something you want to risk your life to protect? *shakes fist*
Hey look everyone, Chen is actually a man with a monobrow!

/me wags his finger at Chen and makes silly monobrow gestures
Originally posted by Patchouli Knowledge
Hey look everyone, Chen is actually a man with a monobrow!

/me wags his finger at Chen and makes silly monobrow gestures


The monobrow is actually an optical illusion. If you look carefully, you'll notice they're seperate eyebrows.
fuck yeah meowingtons
The Eggs of Saear | #extreme | Spade's Gallery of Visual Arts | PM me | My YouTube channel | xkcd | Dinosaur Comics
This is motherfucking treason.

Motherfucking treason I say.

Treason in the degree of motherfucking.
It's also mother-fucking to the degree of treason. Stop banging the queen's mom.
I demand a recount.
--------> Don't follow "Find Roy's Dignity", my hack. Because it's pretty outdated. <--------
Originally posted by Chen
stuff about new rules

Chen, you're not the king of Valley Fortress. Go find some more fish or something again. =(

EDIT:
oh what a wonderful waste of post 1200
Did someone say... FISH!? How about some fis my loyal king?

<>< <>< <><
Originally posted by Mue
loyal king

First of all, Chen's not a king, and it would be impossible for her to be one. Second, whatever she says has to go with what I say, also, since she IS my shikigami.

Chen, you're not a dictator, you don't rule over these people, that's it. =|
Originally posted by Chen
- No beer. EVER.


What is this? No beer????

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FAIL MAYBE?
No global morons in this fortress. No exceptions.
Originally posted by Mue
Did someone say... FISH!? How about some fis my loyal king?

<>< <>< <><


Thanks Mue. You're now my official right-hand man. Servants, bring my friend some wine.

Originally posted by Ran Yakumo
First of all, Chen's not a king, and it would be impossible for her to be one. Second, whatever she says has to go with what I say, also, since she IS my shikigami.

Chen, you're not a dictator, you don't rule over these people, that's it. =|


I've had it with your oppressive rule. I quit being your shikigami.

>:(

Take her away!
fuck yeah meowingtons
The Eggs of Saear | #extreme | Spade's Gallery of Visual Arts | PM me | My YouTube channel | xkcd | Dinosaur Comics
Chen, stop getting so mad and go chase something. =(
Originally posted by Ran Yakumo
Chen, stop getting so mad and go chase something. =(


*takes Ran to the Dungeon*

No global moroning around here.
fuck
Originally posted by Tormentor2
fuck


you suck
Originally posted by Froslass
Originally posted by Tormentor2
fuck


you suck


what a duck

wait I thought we had a thread for this in the other fo- *shot*
Scientific genius!I'm the real king you fools. I even have King in my username! I shall start my reign by destroying Spade using my crappy MSPaint skills!

I shall only cease fire if you agree to step down. You're cornered and there is no way out!
I am the Eggman! My current Egglayout is to support Sonic Robo Blast 2. I'll change it sometime in the future.
Listen to the SRB2 Soundtrack! It's awesome! AWESOME I SAY! Also, PM me if you ever wanna do SRB2 with me.
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