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The Mushroom Thief!

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I ignore the 1-UP Giga ate as it's too late for that one now... So I find Mario and he kills the Clown Car's power once again! Then my trusty "Soldier from the surface" Climbs the fort using a Machine Gun and the Booster 2.0. Turns out, the Clown Car's fuel is 1-UPs and they are made from 777 tortured souls. I gather these souls using Soma Cruz's "Power of Dominance". Then I re-create the 1-UP Bowser used then I turn into.... A..... CHINFISH!
I will become alive again sometime soon.
I'm going to ignore that because I have n o idea what it meant.

Anyway, I journey to Bowser's impenetrable fortress. Unfortunately for Bowser, his Koopatrols are not quite so impenetrable. I tell them I'm a health inspector, as that will fool anyone. They lead me straight to the mushroom vault, as I need to make sure it's fit for human habitation. After determining that it is not, I take the mushroom and tell the Koopatrols that I need to analyze it in the lab. Than I hide it in a heatproof capsule and drop it in the lava in the volcano on Lava-Lava Island from Paper Mario.
Originally posted by Werewolf
I'm going to ignore that because I have n o idea what it meant.

Anyway, I journey to Bowser's impenetrable fortress. Unfortunately for Bowser, his Koopatrols are not quite so impenetrable. I tell them I'm a health inspector, as that will fool anyone. They lead me straight to the mushroom vault, as I need to make sure it's fit for human habitation. After determining that it is not, I take the mushroom and tell the Koopatrols that I need to analyze it in the lab. Than I hide it in a heatproof capsule and drop it in the lava in the volcano on Lava-Lava Island from Paper Mario.

It means I broke the Clown Car and re-created the 1-UP it used for fuel by finding 777 tortured souls!

I will become alive again sometime soon.
By the way, Ian, Bowser never said he used the 1-up for fuel. With that fact, your post is nulled.

Before the last three posts happened:

Giga travels to Bowser's impenetrable fortress for no reason. Seeing as the walls are made of either stone or some other type of mineral (metal, gold, what have you), Giga creates a hole in them, large enough for his body, and walks straight through. He closes the hole directly afterwards, and any security that attacks him gets attacked back and destroyed. He sees Werewolf fooling the Koopatrols, and decides not to stop him.

Giga gets to the 1-up first, not having to go through all the security checkpoints and whatnot. He hides it in his pocket dimension again, the only portal to which is in his pocket. He then replaces the 1-up with a regular Super Mushroom painted green, and exits the castle with the same method he used to get in.

Once Giga is fully outside the castle, he travels into his own pocket dimension, and closes off the portal. Now, if anyone wishes to fight me for the mushroom, since it's hidden even more inside my pocket dimension, they have to open a portal to that exact dimension. If the portal's frequency is even .00000000000001 off, it'll go to the wrong dimension.

Then again, with dimensional portals, you could just open a portal directly to a new 1-up and take that.

This is a thing that's happening, now. Achievements in old video games.
Thank you for the layout, Erik557.
Man, I wish this would've worked. Oh well.
If not for respect, but dramatic effect, take on the face of Guy Fawkes.
I ask Giga nicely for the Mushroom. As I'm not his enemy, he gives it to me. :D

I hide it somewhere in the SMWC standard layout.
i find demonsul in the trash can and steals his mushroom.i then go to toytime galaxy and eat the 1-ups i find there.
On your way to toytime galaxy, you drop the mushroom everybody's been looking for. It goes into reentry and lands right next to me. I grab it and give it to the Doctor to hide in his TARDIS.


Nothing... NOTHING can open the TARDIS without the Doctor's key. Not even the amassed armies of Ganges Kahn (though they've tried.)

Anybody ever watched Doctor Who?
however,i go to distortion's world warp and that warp ends in his bag.there, i take the mushroom to the dimensional port and leave a poison mushroom with red colors in the bag.there,the doctor eats it and dies.
As you made no attempt to hide the mushroom, I knock you out and steal it. I then throw it into a Black Hole.
thanks to that i'm fainted,my weak body get's sucked in the black hole too.as i revive,i take the mushroom and hide it in my stomuch.
I pruned GoldenYoshiEgg and took the mushroom later, then tripped and the mushroom landed on a school of Rip Van Fish.
Spah sapped mah layout!

Call me Reshiram_The_Artist, or RTA.
Originally posted by GoldyoshiEgg
however,i go to distortion's world warp and that warp ends in his bag.there, i take the mushroom to the dimensional port and leave a poison mushroom with red colors in the bag.there,the doctor eats it and dies.

I should note that even I dimensional warp could not penetrate the TARDIS's defenses. Additionally, The Doctor could easily survive a poisoning if given the right compounds to consume. He would be sure to have those on hand. Even if he didn't, he's just regenerate.

You have definitely not seen Doctor Who.

I told the Doctor (who is a close friend of mine) that by some dimensional fluke, someone stole the mushroom from him. He locates it using the TARDIS's navigation console and warps into the sea to steal the mushroom from the Rip Van Fish. Needless to say, he succeeds. He gives the mushroom back to me. I hide it a huge pile of identical poison mushrooms In my basement.
but i got a mushroom traser,that only traces real mushrooms.i got it and i eat it.there,i regenerate another one and fly away on giratina's back.(don't ask me why i am taking pokémon references,i just got pokémon platinum)
Dialga kills Giratina, and I steal the mushroom from you in midair and transport it to Spore Galaxy, and drop it into the Galactic Core.
Other galaxies? That's the Doctor's specialty. I hop in the TARDIS and we teleport to the galactic core and grab the mushroom. I then give it to Pit (From Kid Icarus) to hide somewhere up in skyworld that only me and him know about.

One last thing. How about, from now on, no eating the mushroom! Also, tracers are to be used only in very difficult circumstances. For instance, here, you needn't use a mushroom tracer. That wouldn't be creative at all. You could just bribe Pit or something.
A dimensional portal, powered by intentional energy, opens directly beside the mushroom. A gloved hand reaches through the portal and grabs the mushroom, then retreats. A few minutes after the mushroom is gone, Pit goes to check on it, and sees no way for it to have been stolen. He's dumbfounded, and calls up Werewolf to tell him the bad news.

Meanwhile, Giga and Demonsul are in Giga's pocket dimension, and pondering what to do with the mushroom. "You know, Demonsul, Werewolf's probably gonna notice that it was me who took that mushroom soon. We should prepare for an actual damn battle instead of hiding the mushroom every time."

Demonsul: "What the hell do you mean? Hiding the mushroom is the whole point of the game!"

Giga: "Well fucking fine then. Hold on." Giga walks towards the movie studio he calls home. Demonsul follows him. Eventually they both get to a hallway of random painting portals. Think SM64. Giga jumps in a painting that looks like a volcanic cavern, and tosses the mushroom into some lava. It melts. "Let's see them try to find it NOW."

Demonsul facepalms.

This is a thing that's happening, now. Achievements in old video games.
Thank you for the layout, Erik557.
Man, I wish this would've worked. Oh well.
If not for respect, but dramatic effect, take on the face of Guy Fawkes.
I jump into the volcano, seeking the mushroom, and I die.
Luckily, I had 2 lives, so this time I buy a lavaproof suit, jump in, take the mushroom and then leave. I hide it in my hard drive.
Originally posted by Giga
A dimensional portal, powered by intentional energy, opens directly beside the mushroom. A gloved hand reaches through the portal and grabs the mushroom, then retreats. A few minutes after the mushroom is gone, Pit goes to check on it, and sees no way for it to have been stolen. He's dumbfounded, and calls up Werewolf to tell him the bad news.

Meanwhile, Giga and Demonsul are in Giga's pocket dimension, and pondering what to do with the mushroom. "You know, Demonsul, Werewolf's probably gonna notice that it was me who took that mushroom soon. We should prepare for an actual damn battle instead of hiding the mushroom every time."

Demonsul: "What the hell do you mean? Hiding the mushroom is the whole point of the game!"

Giga: "Well fucking fine then. Hold on." Giga walks towards the movie studio he calls home. Demonsul follows him. Eventually they both get to a hallway of random painting portals. Think SM64. Giga jumps in a painting that looks like a volcanic cavern, and tosses the mushroom into some lava. It melts. "Let's see them try to find it NOW."

Demonsul facepalms.

That could have been quite a thread killer.

If I remember correctly, the mushroom melted. But oh well.

I seed your computer with a virus and download the mushroom to my computer. Than I delete it from yours. I have the mushroom now, so I take it and hide it somewhere in the depths of my garage. Nobody can find it there. I don't even know if I can.
I disregarded the melting part for thread-keeping-alive-purposes.

Giga, please don't do that again.

I get rid of the virus off my computer, and develop a destroy-everything-except-mushrooms nuclear bomb. I detonate it in your garage and find the mushroom. I also find some other mushrooms. I eat them because they are irrelevant. Next thing I know I'm in a theater and magical pixies are yelling at me. And the mushroom is nowhere to be found.
I enter the theater and find the mushroom under my seat. After the movie ends, I sell it to one of the magical pixies for $25. The pixie then flies into the sky, headed for its home in the clouds.
Layout by Mirann <3

I'm probably retired tbh
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