Granted. Your hat comes to life and eats your head.
I wish for a tasty, not-spoiled, not-booby trapped taco that does nothing while in contact with me. (Try screwing that one up.)Current sanity level:
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Granted, it poisons you AFTER you are finished eating it, thus, no longer in contact with you, and you die.
Okay, i really like Corrupt A Wish, but i'm sick of people not wishing for something thus ending the game momentarily until someone steps in.
Please, make a wish after you corrupt.
To finish off Pyro X's post:
I wish to be a giant.
Granted, but your local goverment captures you and puts you through various experiments, thus weakening you and giving them the wrong results that cause them to goof up when attempt to create more giants and they destroy the world.
Granted, but Mario stomps the giant Buzzy Beatle and kicks it at your direction. Since you're small, you die from the impact.
I wish that this wish can point and laugh at the next user that misspells a word.
Granted, but now everyone has perfect spelling.
I wish it was 70 degrees F in this house. Man it's cold in here...Current sanity level:
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Granted, but the temperature rises 100F every second, so you burn to death.
I wish that I could know what the world wished for on the first Tuesday of every other year while eating ice cream and singing a song by a very bad artist who was drunk on turkey while making the song and died shortly after.
Originally posted by grishnax
Granted, but the temperature rises 100F every second, so you burn to death.
I wish that I could know what the world wished for on the first Tuesday of every other year while eating ice cream and singing a song by a very bad artist who was drunk on turkey while making the song and died shortly after.
Granted, you know it now, but it's so violent that you suicide.
I wish I could make Custom Sprites.Your layout has been removed.
Granted. You have been given the ability to create customized versions of a certain popular lemon-lime flavored soda.
I wish that corruption was more creative.Current sanity level:
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Granted, but everyone dies and goes to heaven, where there is no corruption!