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Fwd: Worst/Stupidest e-mail you ever got

There are some on here who usually get e-mailed some junk with FWD: in the subject line most of the time. It would say crap like send to 85 people to win the lottery or some other bull. So for those who do get them periodically, what's the worst/stupidest/lame e-mail you have ever gotten from someone?

I have one stubborn friend who would sent me tons of this crap. It got to the point where I put a mail filter to delete any e-mail he sends with FWD in the subject line. I still get stuff from him without the FWD but not as often as I used to.

Now it's gotten to the point where people text this crap to everyone's cell phones. Just a waste of text messages since most of us have a limit as to how many texts we can send/receive monthly! Anyway, feel free to share your BS messages... O_o

I don't define it as the worst, because I receive few bad e-mails, and usually I don't see strange e-mails, such as an e-mail from Robert Zskehxaz that I've never seen. but recently I'm receiving emails for many friends on MSN sending with the subject "IMPORTANT", and in the content it says more or less that:

Hello, we are Andy and John, directors of MSN. We're sending this messages because the MSN has currently, only 450 free names, and there are too many people with multiple accounts. In this summer, the next users will have to pay to use MSN. If you think that's a false e-mail, send it to 20 people and see, your nick on MSN will be blue, and you won't have to pay to use MSN!

Really, this sounds like a idiot e-mail, and currently, 8 people have sended me this e-mail. I didn't send to 20 people to see if my MSN nick will be blue, but I still think that's is a completely idiot thing...

I normally delete all of of my junk mail, but the strangest e-mail I received that I can remember was from a person who claimed that we could proceed with our million-dollar court case. I was like "WTF?" and I just deleted it.

It was in my junk folder, so I think it might've been some sort of spam... maybe.
Hmmm... as far as I can remember, it was a friend who sent me a joke e-mail.

Instructions to make your laptop look like a bomb in a airplane.

There was even the countdown with it. It takes the full screen. Black screen and red-numbered countdown. Kinda scary.

Joke e-mail? That's pretty much a bad joke. I don't think no one ever did that in their life. If they actually did, then they are either stupid, or imprisoned.
I once I got this Email in Spanish (I understand Spanish but I never really gave my E-mail to anyone Spanish. I have no clue as to how these people found my Email..) about a Job offering for a new up and comer corporation in Mexico. They said based off of my previous work (I'm 17 only thing I've ever had approaching a job was volunteer work at a nursing home) and my skills/degree (leet doodling/a middle school diploma) would fit perfectly for the job. All I would have to do to get the Job would be to invest a few thousand dollars I don't have into their company via their paypal account... Obviously not a scam.
I love America so much that If America were a woman I'd marry her, then have 52 kids,(All named after states, including DC, Puerto Rico would be the adopted Spanish one) all of which id wind up paying child support for...
The one that took 30 minutes to just to get to the back to inbox button. I forgot what it was about, but it was one of those chain letters
the worst I hadwas a really strange one, It was basically actualing like if an old friend talking about high school, wich was somehow filled with random ads during the text, however, it was awfully obvious that it was computer generated, since the text refered to me as "Badluckman" due to my E-mail adress, wich pretty much nobody refer to me as to, since I alway used my real name in real life, and "Bio"(or a variation of) on the internet. This get even funnier from the fact that "Badluckman" was used with a lot of real person name(my supposed classmate), as if it was a real person person name.
I can't tell you what e-mail is the worst, which was sent to me. However, I get 4-8 stupid spam- e-mails every day. I just delete them but they suck anyway. :/

EDIT: Also, Bio, yours is really weird. At first, I thought you were referring to that Badluckman here at SMWC. xD
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ZOMG, the worst ever was at my school. First, this one teacher sent an email that was programmed to go to accounts under the "Class of 2012" Category, about signing up to do some musical thing. Well, so it got sent to every student under that category. No big deal...

UNTIL THE MOST ANNOYING BITCH IN THE WORLD realized that replying to that email would send EVERYBODY THE REPLY! So then she kept sending the reply and encouraged everybody else to do the same, which many of them did!

And to this day, while we may have cleaned out the flood of spam, we still occasionally all get clusters of spam messages from the same source message,e because our RETARDED COMPUTER ADMINISTRATOR IS A BITCH WHO DOESN't KNOW ANYTHING!

But we somehow manage to get along through it...
Oh, it is so on.
Yeah I hear you, Amos. I got one that there was a bank account in the UK or in Italy of someone who passed away with millions of dollars in it that they wanted to offer me.
Whoever came up with the idea of chain mail that says something like:


Send this email/text message/pm to 7 people in the next 7 minutes or Jesus will hate you.


Needs to die. Seriously, not only does it not give you any fame since in most mediums you can't see the original forwarder, but it makes the people who send the messages look stupid.

And ones that promise incentives just to get it to get sent more often are even worse.

Quote this post in 10 threads in the next 10 minutes or I'll nuke your avatar!
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Lmao. Im cracking up at the email that I just got from someone, because this topic inspired me to go look at my email, (Which is a pretty rare thing.) And I had this in my inbox.


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This is to officially inform you that ATM Card with a fund worth .8
Million Dollars has been accredited in your favor, Please Contact
mrsLinda Hill ([email protected]) With the following,
Full Name:
Delivery :
Address:
Age:
Occupation:

Phone Number:

Best Regards.
Senator George colins
Originally posted by Email


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So I sent back "Give me the money in a check scanned into the computer, and I get this back:

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This is to officially inform you that ATM Card with a fund worth $6.8
Million Dollars has been accredited in your favor, Please Contact
Mrs.
Linda Hill ([email protected]) With the following,
Full Name:
Delivery Address:
Age:
Occupation:
Phone Number:

Best Regards.
Senator David Mark
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I just cracked up at how stupid they sound.

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I can pull out any email in my spam folder and it will be about McDonald's memberships, webcam chats, etc.



I dont get that many spam messages, the first time I get a email I dont want, I block the Email. I did this with about 10 emails, and now I get about 1 spam email a month. Mostly just pointless crap like "lolz, buy teh Ifonez" :P
The dumbest E-mail I got (and I don't get very many E-mails) was something along the lines of:

Please help me, because my father, he die. *insert lots of random crap* chaos *insert more random crap* wedding *even more random crap*

*insert strange foreign name*

I can't remember the stuff between asterisks. It was really weird, though...



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Well this isnt the WORST e-mail ive ever gotten but it certainly is annoying. I keep getting this e-mail from snapfish australia like every month (or week i cant remember) and I have no idea how they found my e-mail. o_O
ow. At the exact moment I read this thread, I got a spam email.

Originally posted by Spam email
This is not a joke!!!






This is 100% true!!!






TODAY, when you receive this mail...





You will be facing the decision of your LIFE...






You must take this seriously!






I never send mails like this!






But I really don't want to mess up your life!






IF YOU SEND THIS TO LESS THAN 5 PEOPLE!!!

Tonight... You will see the most horrifying thing... EVER!

And you will have bad luck for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!

Send this to 10 people...

And your crush will SLAP YOU ON THE FACE...

Send this to 20 people...

Your mum will give you the gift you wanted all the time...

IF you send this to everyone on your list...

Your wishes will come true and your crush will kiss you...

BUT! You only have 3 hours to do so!

So quick, pass this on...

BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE...

I know, It's just a stupid chain right?

Well, I've warned you before...

Don't be as stubborn as Maria...

She received this mail just as you did, she didn't take it seriously... so she simply deleted it... That night, she was taking her shower when she saw this monstrous thing... She fell and had a brain tumor for the rest of her life...

Just be like Sam T.

He receive this mail just like Maria, He was smart and he sent it to all his contacts. The next day he got asked out by his crush and they were going out ever since...

I know who you wanted to be...

So be smart, pass this on...


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...wow, just wow.
Poor Maria. She should use more protection next time she's in the shower.
Here's something I got on Youtube in my PM's.
Originally posted by angelica57zq
Holla. i wuz going around the search, & i noticed ur lil' site. U look like you're a fairly interesting person, but I'm somewhat inexperienced on this site, and dont know where to go on this site. Can't they have some sort of chat here? I don't like sending msgs to people, & sometimes not receiving anything back! Anyways, if you want to chatting with me, u could catch me over at www.hangout-pod.com , my name over there is feistysweetie.

So, ya, hope to chat with you. always looking to find more ppl.
Cassidy Brown

OK! Let's nitpick!
#1 Her name is Cassidy? I thought it was angelica!
#2 I have no site XD
#3 Even if I DID have a site, I'm not putting a chat for her.
Yes I'm well aware it's a spambot.
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yeah....weird and stupid. I know I got more, but this is the latest one.
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A co-worker of my mom's sends me stupid Jesus freak bullshit. -_-;

After that, I don't know; I'm pretty quick on the Delete key.


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