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Let's Go On Another Adventure!

Anyone remember Let's Go On An Adventure? Well, I've had enough boredom. Let's go on another one!

RULES:
-As little godmodding as possible please.
-No killing other players. We're all on the same side here.
-No UBER-PLOT-KILLING posts, such as "I instantly teleport to wherever we're meant to be going and do whatever we're meant to be doing" or suddenly destroying the storyline or any variants.
-NO SPAM

-When you start the game, give a description of your character.
-Your character goes along with all the other characters. If you want to quit make your character die or leave the group or something like that.
-Try and have fun, without ruining other's fun.

The adventure is set in the Mushroom Kingdom.

I think that covers it.

So, LET US BEGIN! Anyone want to have a go?
Could you be more specific about the description thing? Like, maybe a template or something?
I know how this works! I'll start:

A lone hammer bro wandered in the woods, trying to find his way back to his house. He had gotten lost yesterday, and couldn't find his way back. A strange light appeared, and he wandered towards it. As he reached the light, he realized that he was at a tavern.

I'll leave the story here, and someone else can start up where ever they want. I suggest not getting to many places up at once, though.
Spade sat at the bar inside the tavern, apparently waiting for something or someone. The bartender walked up to him and said, "Hey pal, if you're not ordering anything, then get outta here! I got customers!" Spade ordered a pint of beer, but didn't drink it. He just sat and waited, apparently deep in thought.
fuck yeah meowingtons
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Across the room, Josh the Duplighost staggered around, obviously drunk. "Howsh it going?" he would say to random people. It wasn't long before Josh started twisting around randomly before hitting the floor and passing out.
The doors opened, and the hammer bro walked in, tripping over josh. He went up to the counter and ordered a glass of milk. "Sir, we don't serve milk here." The lights turned off, a shot rang through the tavern, and when the lights turned back on, the hammer bro was dead.

(dum dum DUM!)
We have our plot people! It appears to be some kind of Hammer-bro-murder-mystery synergy. Lets go along with that.
holy shit i expected the hammer bro to be the protagonist uh ok

When the lights turned back on, Spade was nowhere to be seen...
fuck yeah meowingtons
The Eggs of Saear | #extreme | Spade's Gallery of Visual Arts | PM me | My YouTube channel | xkcd | Dinosaur Comics
but in his place was a small child dressed in yellow.
"Oh, it turns out we do have milk", sir."
The child put the milk in front of the hammer bro's dead body
"HOLY CRAP HE'S DEAD"

BEST IRC QUOTE EVER:[on the topic of robot master names being suggestive]
<&SNN> they could be completely blunt and just say something like
<&SNN> "Big Fucking Erection Man"
Suddenly, a butler walks into the bar.
Heh, thanks for reviving this. :O

pieguy1372 jumped on some mushrooms, and found that the green ones were bouncy. After bouncing up into a tree, he found what appeared to be a pistol. Thinking nothing of it, he threw it down a waterfall by a nearby river and walked into a tavern.

"So uh, I found a pistol, and I'll give 100 coins to the person who finds it and brings it back first. ...Oh wait, someone died? Well then someone go find that pistol and we'll see if that had anything to do with it!"
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Burt, the Fire Sumo who works as a bouncer at the pub, was taking the day off. While relaxing in the waterfall pool outside of town when a pistol conked him on the head. Agrivated, he heads towards town to figure out who it belongs to.