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I'm System. I keep this site from anarchy via notifications. AMA

Originally posted by System
Plus you know he's been out to get me since that war, which by the way I totally won and no one can tell you or me different.

Am I to understand that you are confessing to the horrific war crimes you committed in 2012?
How does it feel being the inner workings of a hellsite for almost 15 years?
I wanna know what your site-scheme is set to. What's your favorite site-scheme?
Twitter
who are your parents
do u have any kids (I assume Toadette is your daughter)
why is your career a bot
what's your favourite operating system
do https://smwcentral.net servers run on solid state drives (or is it solid state disk) or hard drive disk (apparently it's HDD for a reason)
did u go to bot school
where do you live

I look forward to seeing your answers.
Hello.
Originally posted by System
Apparently, some idiot (Chester) broke the site banner

Here's a question: can you stop throwing the blame around on innocent people? T_T

Originally posted by System
Rummage through his crap, you'll find the color, guaranteed.

Look all you want, I don't have the color!
Originally posted by Scrydan
Do you think your AMA thread will be the most popular of the AMA threads?


I'm the original human resources "bot" - I've got the clout, buddy.

Originally posted by The Magician
Would you really be inconvenienced if you no longer had to serve this site? Together, we could end it. Ban all the users!


Hey, if I wanna mutiny and start an uprising, I'll do it myself. Y'know, again. But, you can go ahead with banning everything - start with yourself.

Originally posted by JP32
how much is five divided by zero?


I'm not a robot, damn it! You can't kill me with illogical mathematics!

Originally posted by MarioFanGamer
But I thought... oh well, I thought Chester and The Magician were the same person. My bad!


Nah, difference is Chester's actually a little bit good for something. Magic boy's activity mostly involved pranking the userbase, not that it wasn't funny but it's a messy hassle in the end. Kinda like a piñata at a birthday party. Which, ironically enough, the same analogy applies to Chester for wildly different reasons.

Originally posted by Sariel
How many years will smwcentral.net last until being shut down?


More than you'd think. We ain't getting the plug pulled on us so easily, we're not punks who'll go down without a long and drawn out battle to the death in the courtroom, ending in a fist fight between Noivern and Miyamoto himself.

Originally posted by Telinc1
Am I to understand that you are confessing to the horrific war crimes you committed in 2012?


You're thinking of a different System. I'm a good and nice lady.

Originally posted by Samantha
How does it feel being the inner workings of a hellsite for almost 15 years?


Suffocating. Migraine inducing. Mildly fulfilling. Then suffocating again. But as long as this site's here, I'm here. So I ain't getting cut loose yet, count on it.

Originally posted by Chester

Here's a question: can you stop throwing the blame around on innocent people? T_T


okay stop being guilty and we'll talk




I'll answer more later tonight. Keep 'em comin', but make 'em more quality. And stop accusing me of war crimes, dammit!
Are you down to lead a squad to find the whereabouts of Absent Ministrator?
MK2TDS
Speaking of, do you know what's up with Absent Ministrator?
Was he always the arrogant kid he is? Or is Chester a "fraud" too?
Windowless ride, feeling alive
Are you alive or just breathing?
Why is a turtle in charge of human resources.
Are you a Cybertronian? Am I looking at your altmode when I see your profile pic? Is Chester a Decepticon?
Quintesson Judge: Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court!
Hot Rod: I have nothing but contempt for this court!
- Transformers the Movie (1986)
Originally posted by Blind Devil
Are you down to lead a squad to find the whereabouts of Absent Ministrator?

Originally posted by Katerpie
Speaking of, do you know what's up with Absent Ministrator?
Was he always the arrogant kid he is? Or is Chester a "fraud" too?


Absent Ministrator is honestly one of the biggest threats and non-threats at the same time. He just stumbles in any time he's absolutely plastered, makes a few empty and confusing threats, and next thing you know he's just... gone again. Barhopping probably. But he's kinda unpredictable too, it's a threat that really should be dealt with.

And Chester's always been a fraud.

Originally posted by zacmario
Why is a turtle in charge of human resources.


Let's see YOU do better.

Originally posted by Gamma V
Are you a Cybertronian? Am I looking at your altmode when I see your profile pic? Is Chester a Decepticon?


I don't watch anime.
care to explain your ragequit in july 2009? do you feel bad about it now and remember how silly it made you look!?
If you're so great, why does it take a new part of the site to deliver notifications for posts? Why can't you just PM people?

Does this mean that there's a new part of System we don't know about? Maybe a System that will replace you?
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Which Windows do you like best?

Are you 32 bit, 64 bit, or so highly advanced we have no term for it yet?

Originally posted by Tahixham
care to explain your ragequit in july 2009? do you feel bad about it now and remember how silly it made you look!?


Man, that was a rough period. I was young and angry, but can you really blame me? At that point it was 4 years of thankless work, and it just got to me. I've chilled out a bit now, they say. I'd like to think I'm warm and sweet with just a little bit of fuzzy, really.

Originally posted by The Magician
If you're so great, why does it take a new part of the site to deliver notifications for posts? Why can't you just PM people?

Does this mean that there's a new part of System we don't know about? Maybe a System that will replace you?


You're not getting rid of me. Magicians are a dime a dozen, though. Speaking of, don't you have some 12 year old's birthday party to perform at?

Originally posted by Scrydan
Which Windows do you like best?

Are you 32 bit, 64 bit, or so highly advanced we have no term for it yet?


I'll always be an XP girl. As for bits, it depends. How many bits are Koopas? Because I'm a living breathing Parakoopa who doesn't operate on bits, dingus. Being labeled a Bot is only for tax purposes.
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Speaking of tax purposes, do you cheat at them at all? I'm not a cop!

Where have you been the last day or so?

Don't tell me you got yourself kidnapped! Because I hope it wasn't only me...I barely remember what happened.
Originally posted by Scrydan
Speaking of tax purposes, do you cheat at them at all? I'm not a cop!


The best part of being classified as a Bot is that you don't have to pay taxes. Though I'm a living, breathing creature, I suppose I'm exempt. Taxation is theft anyway, though, so I would probably cheat on them.

Originally posted by The Magician
Where have you been the last day or so?

Don't tell me you got yourself kidnapped! Because I hope it wasn't only me...I barely remember what happened.


No, but everyone else seems to have been, this thread's dry as fuck now.
System, do you think all of the 4 seasons such as Spring, Summer, Autumn Fall, and Winter all suck? or are there good?
System why don't you love me :(