we're just two more posts away from the end of the entries. i think i'll celebrate this great journey by ripping out all of my teeth one by one and lodging them under my fingernails with a hammer. sweet party.
level name: football player's secret midnight orgy club
author: shhhhh
feedback: counting to five is hard, so stopping at two yoshi coins seems like an acceptable alternative.
level name: i played this level like 3 days ago and already forgot everything about it so, uh, let's call it sasquatch dicks 3 or something idk, use your imagination
author: time magazine's person of the year 2006
feedback: this level takes a sans battle approach where it puts the hardest obstacle right at the beginning and then it's all baby games from there on. i like to call this the "inverse difficulty curve", or the "well, i hope i remember to remove this test set-up i made at the beginning of the level aw SHIT i didn't" approach.
level name: the ocean, but done to scale and with the same level of emptiness
author: captain edward john smith
feedback: aw shit, that water level i played earlier was malignant and spread to another bps. quick, shine some uv rays on it. there might still be hope
level name: blowing bubbles through a straw into your chocolate milk but you do it so hard it splashes up into your eyes and now you're blind. good day to you.
author: the underside of a cordyceps fungus
feedback: you know things are getting zesty when you start using the midpoint graphic for something other than a midpoint - and by zesty, i of course mean the same kind of zest that behind-the-fridge-for-six-years cheese is made up of
level name: satan wipes his head and his fiery dandruff rains down on you
author: the burning sensation when i #1
feedback: why are temples always such a hot spot (HA) for all kinds of bullshit like trap doors, moving platforms, and invasive species? couldn't we, just once, go through a temple that's truly abandoned? here's my hot tip (HAAA) for winning this contest - submit an entry that's literally nothing. i.e. please don't submit an entry. congrats. you win.
level name: mom tried some bootleg pesticide but it made all my plants spit their leftover chipotle at me
author: you might wanna get that checked out
feedback: fun fact: the true name of this level contains the word "annoying", so i'm pleased with the author for having enough self-respect to appropriately and accurately trash their monstrosity of an entry
level name: my son's first joke level, be nice
author: basically miyamoto or whoever even
feedback: i'm taking more effort shitting on your existence than you did designing your joke level... yet amazingly, you're probably still gonna land in the top 5, so good work. truly the first good entry i've played