1) Granted, but now you're just an immobile shell that cannot think or breathe or anything and will remain like that for eternity.
2) Granted, but you now have more haters than Justin Bieber ever did.
3) Granted, but you're now accused of plagiarism.
1)Granted, but now you are a dwarf
2)Granted, but it only has mediocre levels
3)Granted, but your lungs are now filled with carbon dioxide
1)I wish my pc gets better resources
2)I wish someone ports the whole minecraft ost (including discs, unused music and the infamous cave sounds)
3)I wish Uboa becomes a meme again
1) Granted, but your pc soon explodes.
2) Granted, but you become deaf.
3) Granted, but every other meme is permanently lost.
1) I wish I were younger.
2) I wish humanity was not so shallow.
3) I wish it rained.
Dream team (feed them, please):
1) Granted, you're a toddler now.
2) Granted, but you're not intelligent enough to understand the rest of people.
3) Granted, but your house is now sunken.
1)Granted, but so many persons are now killing eachothers for money
2)Granted, but its worse than Sonic Boom
3)Granted, but now every animal is agressive with you
1)I wish someone helps me to make a player custom graphics
2)I wish i have the knowledge to create ASM
3)I wish carol, Hadron and Moose come back to life
1) Granted, but despite knowledge of graphical editor usage and connection of animated tiles, the graphics themselves suck.
2) Granted, but you only get basic knowledge of ASM.
3) Granted, but they start harming the website and they eventually get brown-banned.
3. I wish I created a remarkable 120-exit long SMW hack.
... it isn't good. No, not just not good, it's detestable. I wish...
... I have motivation to create just one SMW hack.
... I can contribute in some free and open source projects (after all, if I don't donate for them, I should contribute them the other way instead).
... I wish all self-proclaimed Christians would enlight themselves.
1)Granted, but immediately gets rejected
2)Granted, but the project goes bankrupt
3)Granted, but now atheism has risen to large quantities
1)I wish Notch returns to Minecraft
2)I wish users would care more about YI rom hacking
3)I wish Yume Nikki becomes popular again
1) Granted, but everybody forgets about Herobrine.
2) Granted, but nobody cares about SMW hacking anymore.
3) Granted, but every other game is forgotten.
1) Granted. You don't have any time for unimportant things anymore.
2) Granted. I really can't think of a way to corrupt this one.
3) Granted. So many people enter BLDC that the moderators can't keep up with it all, and the results take almost an entire year to be released.
1) I wish Blizzard Entertainment was purchased by Nintendo
2) I wish I had a pair of roller skates
3) I wish Apple made Mac OS more customizable
"Glauben Sie nicht alles, was Sie im Internet lesen." - Karl Marx
1) Granted but they bend the knee to Chinese censorship and it affects the enjoyment of the games, like for example deleting the Pokemon Mienfoo for looking kinda like Winnie the Pooh
2) Granted, but it's two sizes too small
3) Granted, but figuring out the customization is a guide-dang-it
1)Granted, but it crashes after getting out of the Bonus Room
2)Granted, but it never gets out of Japan
3)Granted, but you anormally get fat
1)I wish i can make a pretty vanilla level
2)I wish worldpeace makes "Way cool" for Cool or Cruel
3)I wish the snow was snowier than before
1) Granted, but vanilla hacks become banned due to a Nintendo cease and desist.
2) Granted, but it's a single screen level with only side exists enabled, no power ups no messages.
3) Granted, but it now never reaches the ground before melting.
1) I wish for a new computer with an RTX card.
2) I wish for an all in one console that can play any game ever made.
3) I wish for a goose.
1) Granted, but it's just a computer case with the RTX card. No motherboard or anything
2) Granted, but your dad takes it away and runs it and the games over with his lawn mower
3) Granted, but the goose annoys you in various ways
1) I wish Mr. Enter would review Wacky World of Tex Avery
2) I wish boomers wouldn't blame violent video games for real world violence
3) I wish every Pokemon game from X and Y onward would continue to use tiles, sprites, and regular DS or GBA graphics instead of being 3D-renderedLegacy custom music A site with a non-useless dislike button SMW hacking channel
1. Granted, but the review sucks.
2. Granted, but they blame them for something else.
3. Granted, but they get some of the worst GFX from DS and GBA games.
1)Granted, but now you will have to retire from SMW Central
2)Granted, but you instantly graduate to college
3)Granted, but it ends up being a copy-&-paste of Sonic 06
1)I wish I could rip and draw graphics in my own
2)I wish the Follin brothers compose for another game
3)I wish i could travel to 2013
1. Granted, but now you suck at any other aspect of hacking.
2. Granted, but the game's still crap.
3. Granted, but you can't go back to 2019.
1) Granted, but the TSA doesn't let you bring your ticket with you cuz you might use it to give someone a papercut
2) Granted, but it still has cheap tricks, just not as many as before
3) Granted, but they don't release it
1) I wish having arachnophobia simply meant disagreeing with spiders while appreciating them and not being afraid of them
2) I wish GameStop had public restrooms
3) I wish Harry Potter Wizards Unite would come out with Adventure Sync alreadyLegacy custom music A site with a non-useless dislike button SMW hacking channel
1. Granted, the spiders poison you for disagreeing.
2. Granted, they're locked and the key doesn't exist.
3. Granted, you're last in line to buy it. It's sold out by the time you're at front.
1. I wish I could actually have ideas of what to put on my Christmas list.
2. I wish for good grades.
3. I wish people stopped being annoying.Hello.
1. Granted, but your ideas are terrible.
2. Granted, but you're called out for being a nerd.
3. Granted, but you're the only annoying person now.