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The never ending story

A meteor crashed down into their house, sending them flying towards...
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Then Dan found a cape feather but Mario picked it up and flew away. Dan was furious!


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Dan was trying to just fly straight to the top of nambona980's tower, but then he saw the giant Luigi and Waluigi flying directly towards him. He screamed "!@#$ this, I'm Buddhist!", ate a 1-up mushroom, and fell to his death, along with Luigi and Waluigi. However, since he died in a Sonic game, the ensuing loading screen took one-and-a-half years so he ended up in February 2018, and he respawned in the completely wrong place, inside one of the games in MarioBros980's video game collection.
*everything stops*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
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The game was one of his many near-identical ROM hacks flashed onto a cartridge. The intro message said 'This the game is from the MarioBros980. Please play! I'm learn English.'

Dan cracked up no matter how bleak his future may be...
after he cracked like an egg he crackeed the Super Mario Bros 980 cartrdige in half and then said you know what I want to find some thing to do so he found some wall and then broke it and then...
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A HUGE river of lava flew out of it! As it turns out, the wall was keeping out a lake of boiling lava! Dan yelled, before...
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I make a little bit of everything!
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Current Projects:
Super Mario World 358/2 : Mario Harder
Finished Projects
Super Mario Kart Hardmode
The Lava was actually a really spicy kind of Jelly as it was made from dead memes like "Planking" and "Ugandan Knuckles".
He decided to eat the jelly, not knowing it was poisonous until he finished it. It was poisoned from the dead memes.
Hello.
Now he is Big chungus, an epic gamer that wants to no da wae with his burger king feet lettuce and he believes that 9+10=21. I guess he'll never miss, huh?