- Well, the 1st one starts with "F" and ends with "ortnite"... :
Another shooter, but with dances and with a ton of ppl... My friend actually plays it, but not me
- The 2nd one has to be Mario Kart 8 (Not the deluxe one, that one is ok) :
A Mario Kart that made a lot wrong :
1 - Removed good characters (Funky Kong, Petey Piranha...) and added 7 f*cking turtles and lots of clones (If you like Pink Gold Peach, you're dead to me)
2 - Battle Mode is gone :CrabRave:, and replaced it with a mode that I personally call "Drive on a race track like a retard and ask yourself what's the meaning of life"
3 - The item system is as broken as my old 3ds (Broken "R" button, joystick and batteries), where the only thing you get in 1st are coins (I usually am in 1st place) and you can get hit consecutively... Also, due to the rarety of getting blue shell'd and have a Super Klaxon to destroy, it's easy to get Item Combo'd and getting your place dropping harder than Eminem's Mixtape
- Last one is Smash 4 (for Wii U, the 3ds one is decent)... Oh boy, I can talk for hours of what did this game do wrong :
1 - The gameplay is basically Brawl's, but sped up... Whatever, you can be invincible in the air, since you can spam the shield button like a retard and airdodge all the time...
2 - Classic mode with difficulty below 8.0 is "Choose the easiest match"...
8.0 - 9.0 becomes "Choose what you want, a Giant/Metal rival will destroy you easily"... Other than that, it's the only good difficulty
3 - They removed adventure mode, replacing it with an awful Mario Party ripoff... I was fed up of trying to get the last Smash Board achievements
4 - For Fun can be resumed in 2 things : 99% of the time is a "No fight" situation, where if you fight one person, the rest of the lobby will go, kill ya and taunt each time you get KO'd... If you win a lot, you're going to get falsely reported and eventually sent to the shadow realm for no reason (A realm I got in once for 9 days where you will find other falsely reported ppl (or not even a person) for a week or more) The other 1% is so rare that I didn't see it in solo, but on teams : Real matches with items.
For Glory is a literal meme : They call it competitive, but I call it "Salty tryhards realm"...
5 - DLC (which I bought it all)... C'mon, all the DLC characters are broken (Bayonetta, Cloud, Corrin...).
That's it... I've thrown most of the hate to Sm4sh (Wii U) since I dropped it when the exams were coming, and after they were over, there was no way I could get the same vibes as before...
Also, I used to mod that game, but that modding community was complete bs...
Srsly, Roblox community would be seen as gloriously nice compared to it
RIP my friend's Ridley, he dropped it cuz I combo'd him a bit tol much as Mario.