Welcome to the game of Total Distortion. I provide a quote (it may be my own or another user's) and you, the players, intentionally distort its meaning by scrambling the quote or adding/dropping words.
Read the rules
1. You can alter a quote in two ways. Play by quoting the person above you and then altering their quote by either rearranging the words or adding one word while dropping one word.
1a. Don't add a noun and drop a verb, vice versa. The word you add must be the same type that you dropped.
1b. Changing verb tense/case counts as an add/drop unless it is necessary to match a noun.
1c. Your distortion must be grammatically correct. If you add/drop a noun, you can change the tense/case of the verbs if necessary. You can also add or change puncuation as needed.
2. Only post again after at least four turns.
And here we go...
I know green blocks in the menu are boring, but the admins won't replace them with yellow blocks because they are lazy.
Read the rules
1. You can alter a quote in two ways. Play by quoting the person above you and then altering their quote by either rearranging the words or adding one word while dropping one word.
1a. Don't add a noun and drop a verb, vice versa. The word you add must be the same type that you dropped.
1b. Changing verb tense/case counts as an add/drop unless it is necessary to match a noun.
1c. Your distortion must be grammatically correct. If you add/drop a noun, you can change the tense/case of the verbs if necessary. You can also add or change puncuation as needed.
2. Only post again after at least four turns.
And here we go...
I know green blocks in the menu are boring, but the admins won't replace them with yellow blocks because they are lazy.