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Total Distortion

Welcome to the game of Total Distortion. I provide a quote (it may be my own or another user's) and you, the players, intentionally distort its meaning by scrambling the quote or adding/dropping words.

Read the rules

1. You can alter a quote in two ways. Play by quoting the person above you and then altering their quote by either rearranging the words or adding one word while dropping one word.
1a. Don't add a noun and drop a verb, vice versa. The word you add must be the same type that you dropped.
1b. Changing verb tense/case counts as an add/drop unless it is necessary to match a noun.
1c. Your distortion must be grammatically correct. If you add/drop a noun, you can change the tense/case of the verbs if necessary. You can also add or change puncuation as needed.


2. Only post again after at least four turns.

And here we go...



I know green blocks in the menu are boring, but the admins won't replace them with yellow blocks because they are lazy.


https://youtu.be/9pPQnhhUqtU

Originally posted by Cascade
I know green blocks in the yellow blocks are lazy, but the admins won't replace them with menu because they are boring.
Originally posted by Cascade
I know green blocks in the yellow blocks are lazy, the admins won't replace them with menu because they are boring, right?
I play forum games and draw furries. I'm mostly active on Discord and Twitter.


Originally posted by Cascade
I know green blocks in the yellow blocks are lazy, the president won't replace them with menu because they are boring, right?
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Originally posted by Cascade
Blocks in the menu won't replace boring green blocks, because they know I, the lazy president, am right with them being yellow.


Changed the two 'ares' to 'am' and 'being' to be grammatically correct.
Originally posted by Cascade
Munchers in the menu won't replace boring green blocks, because they know I, the lazy president, am right with them being yellow.



Originally posted by Cascade
Floating Munchers in the menu won't replace green blocks because they know I, the lazy president, am right with them being yellow.
Originally posted by Kaisaan Squiddiqui
Originally posted by Cascade
Floating Munchers in the menu won't eat green blocks because they know I, the lazy president, am right with them being yellow.
Originally posted by Cascade
Floating Munchers in the menu won't eat green blocks because they know I, the lazy Stluncher, am right with them being Muncher.


lost my computer which had lwrc4 on it, rip.

new hack soonTM

Originally posted by Cascade
Floating Munchers in the menu won't eat green Chaos Emeralds because they know I, the lazy Stluncher, am right with them being yellow.

I had to change your second "Muncher" back to "yellow" because "muncher" isn't an adjective.
Originally posted by Cascade
Floating Munchers in the menu won't eat green turn blocks because they know I, the lazy Alcaro, am incorrectly right with them being yellow.

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Originally posted by Cascade
Floating Munchers in the menu won't eat green chocolate blocks because they know I, the lazy walrus, am incorrectly right with them being yellow.

I have a Discord server as well! (by joining, you agree to the rules)
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Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.

Originally posted by Cascade
Floating Munchers in Vanilla dome 1 won't eat green chocolate blocks because they know I, the lazy walrus, am incorrectly right with them being yellow.

Originally posted by Cascade Kingdom
Floating Munchers in Vanilla Secret 1 won't eat blue chocolate blocks because they know I, the lazy whale, am incorrectly right with them being yellow.
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Originally posted by Cascade Kingdom
Floating Munchers in Vanilla Secret 1 won't eat blue cement blocks because they know I, the lazy whale, am incorrectly right with them being yellow.



YY-CHR > Photoshop.
Originally posted by Cascade Kingdom
Soaring Piranhas in Chocolate Secret I won't eat cyan brick blocks because they know Me, The Lazy Dolphin, being incorrectly right with them being cream.