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"Let's trade 'that time I shit my pants' stories"

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Share your most interesting/funny story of an accident.

I'll go first to break the tension

When I was 5 I got my tonsils out, and my cousin said "hey I'll bring over my SNES so he can play while he's recuperating" now, I had never played a video game before, so I was amazed at the fact that you press a button and this mustache guy jumps. (Interestingly it was SMW)

I sat and played for so long I shit my pants.

K ur turn, don't be scared homie!
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i was a little kid and i was watching this weird teletoon show about anthropomorphic cows or some other animal (not back at the barnyard, it was 2d animation and this was early 2000's). I had to go to the bathroom, but i also really wanted to see the end credits to the show because i had never seen them. So I stayed, crying and suffering through. and then when it ended i sprinted upstairs and shit my pants anyways.


semi-relevant, in grade 2 i pissed my pants every single day, at the exact same time, for a whole year. after lunch I'd ask to go to the bathroom, the teacher would say no, and I'd hold it all class until i'd piss my pants 5 minutes before recess. I thought nobody knew, until my one classmate asked why it smelled and i was mortified. lol
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When my mom makes her own fries and i finish eating them... My stomache does not like that! #w{x(}
I pooped my pants in kindergarten it was embarrassing because everyone saw :(
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I don't have any specific memory of me crapping myself, but I always remember what my grandmother said once: "Never trust a fart." I've trusted them a few times and it went south from there.
Not literally me shitting myself, but definitely an interesting/funny/embarassing story of mine (and when will I ever get to share this, anyways?).

My sister once literally pissed on me when we were children (and when I say "children" I mean "children old enough to already feel embarassed from getting pissed on"). We were sitting on the swing, me at the bottom and she backwards on my lap, swinging for a bit, until eventually she started losing her grip and slipping off the swing, dragging me down and nearly sliding over my breast and face in the process. After a few seconds, I ended up lying flat on the ground with my back, with her sitting on my breast or stomach. This was so funny that we both started laughing, and my sister actually laughed really, really hard. In fact, she laughed so hard that she couldn't hold it anymore and started peeing on me, at which point I started screaming, but she still couldn't hold herself and kept peeing and sitting on me. Within seconds, my whole shirt was soaked in piss and I was almost dying. Eventually she got off me and I hurried inside so I could change my shirt. It was one of the grossest things that has ever happened to me.
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It's not too interesting, but once when I was 8 or so I was lying in bed reading or something when I suddenly went from not having to poop to HOLY CRAP I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF. I didn't reach the toilet fast enough.
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I thought this was about something that scared you, not literally defecating...well, I don't think that ever happened...gladly. lol

Oh, wait, there was a time it happened...
When I was a baby.

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The closest to shitting myself I remember was actually only a couple of years ago, when I was in bed, and I woke up at around 3 am feeling a liquid in my pants, and then I realized "oh shit i need to shit" so I just ran as fast as I could to the toilet and released the rest of it in there.
There was a bit of leakage near my bed when I was getting up though.





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iunno last month i was drunk as fuck and it was like 3 am and i got up to stretch and my ass starting leaking and i was all "oh" so i just casually walked up the stairs while not really caring anymore because a bit of diarrhea already leaked out by then but i did make it to the toilet
Similar to RPG Hacker's story. I was once at an amusement park with my parents and two cousins. I was sitting next to my cousin on one of the rides and she pissed not only on herself, but me. Her urine basically pooled on the ride seat, soaking our shorts, and it splashed onto our legs and feet.


I was shit-talking someone on Minecraft and they said to stfu or they'll shut off my internet. I said "lol okay do it then."

In retrospect being ddosed for the first time and getting spooked made me less dickish.
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I was shit-talking someone on Minecraft and they said to stfu or they'll shut off my internet. I said "lol okay do it then."

In retrospect being ddosed for the first time and getting spooked made me less dickish.


What did that have to do with...
ANYTHING
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It made me almost shit myself but I was scared shitless instead.
i once ate two tacos and a burito from a cheap taco truck because i am poor but the unwashed mexican man who was cooking it got some disease all in it so i got really sick after eating it and i was out but as soon as the food went down i starting shitting my pants and just spraying shit out it went through my pants and all down my legs and everywhere and i ended up ripping my pants and underware off jumping into the town fountain to wash it off because i didn't know what to do and i did wash it off but then i got arrested by the cops
during kindergarten i shit myself in the pants, nobody and me noticed but when the teacher noticed something smelling i triggered
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I think I was leaving Tormentor2's house back in middle school and I was just going to fart, but it turned out to be more than that.
Okay welp.

When I was very young my father took me out to our neighborhood's private pool(yes we actually have this) in the morning, and since it was kind of early then we were the only ones there. So I'm playing around and swimming in the water like most kids probably would, and then I felt a fart coming on, since no one else was in the pool (I don't remember what my father was doing but he wasn't in like I was) I didn't really want to get out but after a while when "it" wasn't fully out yet I realized I was literally shitting my swimwear. Basically I was like "oh fuck" and then hurried out to the pool's bathroom to shit out the entire thing.

So yeah basically what Quizler said but a little more complicated.
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Okay welp.

When I was very young my father took me out to our neighborhood's private pool(yes we actually have this) in the morning, and since it was kind of early then we were the only ones there. So I'm playing around and swimming in the water like most kids probably would, and then I felt a fart coming on, since no one else was in the pool (I don't remember what my father was doing but he wasn't in like I was) I didn't really want to get out but after a while when "it" wasn't fully out yet I realized I was literally shitting my swimwear. Basically I was like "oh fuck" and then hurried out to the pool's bathroom to shit out the entire thing.

So yeah basically what Quizler said but a little more complicated.

Was it a floater? Did they have to sanitize the pool?
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