UNDERTALE. I had fun during the boss battles and a few jokes were funny, but after I finished it and thought it over, I started to hate it. Sans and Papyrus are the only characters worth something. I'm supposed to care for everyone else on the sole basis that they aren't straight, despite the fact that they are despisable assholes and/or pathetic mental wrecks. I'm not being homophobic here, Papyrus might be gay if Frisk is a male. It's fine. The skeletons are at least funny and friendly. Sexual orientation isn't an inherently good or bad trait. Other characters have no good traits whatsoever and the "sympathy" I'm supposed to have for them hinges on the idea that "non-straight = inherently good".
There's more. Toriel is a fucking joke, she wants to protect you, and yet she never asks you your name or anything (until the end). She even tries to kill you when you want to leave. And then the icing on the cake, she refers to Frisk as "they" at the end, meaning that she is too much of a fucking goat trash to even take a guess on your fucking gender. Frisk wouldn't have killed her for picking the wrong gender or anything. Why do dumblrinas and everyone in this game act like it's the single most important thing to get right, ever?
At least the soundtrack is good. Battles are a bit repetitive outside of boss battles, but they're still enjoyable. The level design is horrendous, the last time I've seen level design this bad in an RPG, I was playing Touhou Mother. The graphics are trash too, low-res low-color depth can be done very well, but I think this game hits a new low in this department. Wouldn't be that bad if the level design wasn't so damn flat and straight.
I know people will call bait on me, it's not. It's not a shitpost either. I would've posted this even without the newfangled post leniency deal. The UNDERTALE fandom is fucking everywhere and is horrible, I would've been roasted either way.
There's also FPSes as a whole, I just can't get into them. Collect-a-thons, too.
There's more. Toriel is a fucking joke, she wants to protect you, and yet she never asks you your name or anything (until the end). She even tries to kill you when you want to leave. And then the icing on the cake, she refers to Frisk as "they" at the end, meaning that she is too much of a fucking goat trash to even take a guess on your fucking gender. Frisk wouldn't have killed her for picking the wrong gender or anything. Why do dumblrinas and everyone in this game act like it's the single most important thing to get right, ever?
At least the soundtrack is good. Battles are a bit repetitive outside of boss battles, but they're still enjoyable. The level design is horrendous, the last time I've seen level design this bad in an RPG, I was playing Touhou Mother. The graphics are trash too, low-res low-color depth can be done very well, but I think this game hits a new low in this department. Wouldn't be that bad if the level design wasn't so damn flat and straight.
I know people will call bait on me, it's not. It's not a shitpost either. I would've posted this even without the newfangled post leniency deal. The UNDERTALE fandom is fucking everywhere and is horrible, I would've been roasted either way.
There's also FPSes as a whole, I just can't get into them. Collect-a-thons, too.