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Corrupt Three Wishes

Originally posted by Cascade

1) I wish I were fully capable of living on land or in water.
2) I want unlimited beef and seafood.
3) I want to be a polygamist and marry the K-on! girls.

Granted...

1. You can't live on Earth, though. You have to move to Mars.

2. It's out of date and also tesco value.

3. Somebody set up us the bomb at the church and you are on the way to destruction. You had no chance to survive make your time.

(Oh and to whoever said Touko Lumina is male, she's female)

1. I wish that I could use Chrome's rendering engine in Firefox 29's interface.

2. I wish Edge could download browsers better than old IE.

3. That Windows 10 throws itself under a bus.
Touko
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Originally posted by the person above
(Oh and to whoever said Touko Lumina is male, she's female)


Sorry about that, but I got it fixed.

1) Granted, but Firefox crashes every time you try to use it.
2) Granted, but all the text is in Comic Sans.
3) Granted, but the bus is destroyed in the process and Microsoft sues the driver.

1) I wish that Windows Movie Maker had better options for editing MP4s.
2) I wish that I could never get full, food-wise.
3) I wish for an infinite amount of food.
Originally posted by IronFoxGaming
1) I wish that Windows Movie Maker had better options for editing MP4s.
2) I wish that I could never get full, food-wise.
3) I wish for an infinite amount of food.


1) It does, but it's no longer free and Microsoft charges $29.99 to download it.
2) Enjoy your tapeworm!!!
3) Granted. You now have unlimited access to any dish in existence. But you lose your sense of taste.


1) I wish for admin on the dev site.
2) I wish for Kieran to sell the site to metacritic.
3) I wish for all the site users (except me) to spontaneously change sex for three days.


Granted:

1) You become the admin of the site. However, you don't have enough money to pay for the server, so it gets shut down.
2) The site gets sold. It becomes a Metacritic forum, in other words, it becomes a forum full of shitposting and spam. You start to miss the old site.
3) Everyone in the site except you suffers genderbending. Everyone starts having some 'fun' if you know what I mean... They want you to join them, so they also genderbend you, but you still have the same voice as before. The catch? That effect is permanent for you, while for the others it was only temporary. I hope you enjoy sounding a bit off for the rest of your life!

I wish:

1) That my post quality improved.
2) That the Screen Scrolling Pipes patch got fixed once and for all.
3) That people would stop saying that Team Fortress 2 is dead when it's clearly not.
I play forum games and draw furries. I'm mostly active on Discord and Twitter.

1. It improves in being horrible.
2. It gets fixed but becomes more overused than the Thwomp Boss and the Ultimate N00b Boss combined.
3. They start saying SMW hacking is dead instead.

I wish:

1. Genies would stop using "you'll get bored" so much when corrupting godmode wishes. It's so overused can you be creative?
2. Wakana, HuFlungDu, carol, Vitor Vilela, and Ersanio all collaborated on a dream team ROMhack that's super-amazing. And gets finished. And doesn't get SMWC too much traffic to make it shut down.
3. Ed Edd n' Eddy got rebooted with the same writers, voice actors, and animators this year 2016.

1. You still get bored, even if we don't say it outright.
2. SMW Central just gets flooded with enough spammers that the staff start banning for shitposts again.
3. They still filth it up with memes and stuff for the modern generation.

I wish...

1. For the next generation of Pokemon, Nintendo developed cheap, realistic, not easily broken hologram projectors so we could battle and interact with pokemon IRL like real trainers.
2. That Forum Games was moved back to its rightful spot, and wasn't a subforum in General Discussion.
3. For a fresh footlong club sub sandwich with lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, olives, jalepeños, onions, mayo, and mustard.
Officially a Mega Man addict.
Major thanks to Giga and Erik557 for the layout.
Granted:

1. They develop the technology, and you get very easily invested in it. However, you start to play with it to much that the line between the real world and the holograms start to blur. Eventually, you accept that the Pokemon games are non-fiction and get criticized by others that say "It's just a video game."

2. It's moved back. People complain again, then it's moved again back as a subforum of General Discussion.

3. You get the sandwich and eat it. It's very tasty. But then you realize there will never be another sandwich that can match up to that perfection that you just consumed.

I wish for:

1. A cup of mountain dew
2. That Zero Escape: ZTD would come out now
3. An actual logical choice for a character to race as in MK8
1) Granted, but it's actually dew that came from a mountain instead of the soft drink
2) Granted, but it's shipped with a game-breaking bug
3) Granted, but it doesn't matter cuz the blue shell will ensure you don't get first

1) I wish for a Mario game where it's revealed that Mario was working for Bowser all along
2) I wish for a mission pack fan sequel to SMB: the Lost Levels/SMB2J
3) I wish for a Half-Life movie. Maybe one that continues after the cliff-hanger ending of episode 2.
Legacy custom music
A site with a non-useless dislike button
SMW hacking channel

1. Granted. It's met with public outcry, and people start saying that Mario is going the way Sonic did, and that Nintendo has lost any idea of what Mario is supposed to be.

2. No need, many Super Mario Bros 1 and Lost Levels hacks already exist. Try Extra Mario Bros out, if you want one with tons of ASM, or Hard Relay Mario, for a kaizo one. Forgive me for not mentioning anything for SMB2J - these are old hacks that are right at the forefront of my memory. Check out that RHDN affilate for more info.

3. Granted. However, it's just a high-budget live-action remake, dramatic voice acting and all, of Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences, parts 1, 2 and 3.
1. I wish my brother was more of a functioning human being.

2. I wish my long-distance girlfriend was short-distance instead, and absolutely nothing about the relationship or the physical or mental health of me, her, or either of our families were changed.

3. Same as number 2 - I've got two long-distance girlfriends, to be honest. And don't try to write that they'll get angry that I have two girlfriends - it's polyamorous, meaning that they're eachother's girlfriends as well.

This is a thing that's happening, now. Achievements in old video games.
Thank you for the layout, Erik557.
Man, I wish this would've worked. Oh well.
If not for respect, but dramatic effect, take on the face of Guy Fawkes.
1. He's functional in not being functional.

2. The relationship becomes short-distance but her brothers are overprotective jerks and humiliate you in every way they can in front of her.

3. You get twice the amount of STDs. On top of that, because they're each other's girlfriends, they both dump you because they love each other more.

And frankly, you deserve it for being a two-timing horndog.

I wish:

1. Old memes flooded the internet once more. Including spam, stupid posts, and even Pool's Closed avatars on Habbo Hotel all over again and Scatman John videos.

2. I knew what the crap AP classes were.

3. People would realize the root of America's problems then re-think who they're going to vote for, and take action themselves if the current candidates won't do anything.
1. Granted, everyone calls them shit and here come dat boi (the shit of shit memes). Long live all your base!

2. You knew but then you killed yourself because of what it was.

3. They rig the polls and the Trumpinator seizes power, and cannot be stopped.




I wish:

1. That I could be 21 years old when I wake up.

2. That I was female...

3. and that I was in Japan (of course time has gone by a few weeks and I bump into Touko Lumina).
Touko
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Originally posted by Cammygirl192
1. Granted, everyone calls them shit and here come dat boi (the shit of shit memes). Long live all your base!

2. You knew but then you killed yourself because of what it was.

3. They rig the polls and the Trumpinator seizes power, and cannot be stopped.




I wish:

1. That I could be 21 years old when I wake up.

2. That I was female...

3. and that I was in Japan (of course time has gone by a few weeks and I bump into Touko Lumina).


1.21 years old! Oooohhhh but they changed the legal limit to 25...

2.there are no girls on the internet, so your account is disabled.

3.i don't know who that is but he doesn't sound nice. He stabs you for bumping into him. Watch where you're walking, Tokyo is crowded homie.

1.that the letter q didn't exist
2.a Hebrew speaking porcupine
3.that my baby Yoshi that is modified to eat infinitely and not turn into Yoshi... Would stop turning into Yoshi anyway.
new.sfc
P.A.U.L.
Paul '96
about 3... I have a crush on her, just to say... before I shitpost again... and we're also good friends on the internet...


1. The letter DJRVHFJCUBC exists instead.
2. It can only talk shit.
3. Yoshi himself gets corrupted into weird sprite shit



I wish:
1. I had the DLC for World at War for free with no jailbreak
2. WAW had 300,000 people playing and no fucking hackers
3. Infinite Warfare gets banned
Touko
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1. You have the DLC for World at War but it's a game from 2008 so you literally have nothing to use the DLC for anyway.

2. It has 300,000 players on with no hackers. However, it only lasts for one second.

3. All the CoD kids infest Battlefield instead.

I wish:

1. for dank memes (and I don't care about horrible memes or how it affects me or people so good luck lol)

2. Keemstar gets arrested for bullying, doxing, and negligence of his daughter.

3. danwaleby had a good layout and profile picture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1. All new memes on the internet are now dank and any good memes are deleted.

2. During the investigation, his attorneys fabricate evidence pointing to ThePat545, who is subsequently convicted.

3. You have now traded your layout and avatar for his.


1. I want Lightvayne and Counterfeit to post pictures of themselves.

2. I want someone to get a bit too inspired by the horse ad and get permabanned (and possibly prosecuted) as a result.

3. I want a young virgin's blood.


Originally posted by Cascade
1. All new memes on the internet are now dank and any good memes are deleted.

2. During the investigation, his attorneys fabricate evidence pointing to ThePat545, who is subsequently convicted.

3. You have now traded your layout and avatar for his.


1. I want Lightvayne and Counterfeit to post pictures of themselves.

2. I want someone to get a bit too inspired by the horse ad and get permabanned (and possibly prosecuted) as a result.

3. I want a young virgin's blood.


Wow. Uhh...

1.they do, but the pictures are of you..... YOU ARE CF AND LV
2.that someone is your mother.
3.i slit your wrist for you.

1.food
2.chronic
3.cigarettes (L&M Turkish Nights)
new.sfc
P.A.U.L.
Paul '96
Originally posted by danwaleby
1.food
2.chronic
3.cigarettes (L&M Turkish Nights)


1. Got it. Unfortunately, it's spoiled. Hope you can survive botulism.
2. You now have chronic bowel inflammation.
3. Granted. But you fall asleep smoking and you're beard catches on fire. You survive, but you're face is scarred and unable to grow new hair.

1. I want two or more users to be permabanned for plotting to overthrow Kieran via PM on SMW Central.
2. I want two or more users to be permabanned for exchanging illicit material or making deals for illicit substances via PM on SMW Central.
3. I want two admins to engage in total forum warfare that disturbs the entire userbase and forces members to side with one of the warring admins; nobody is neutral in this fight! Even long time inactive users come out of the woodwork to stand up for a side. The battle drags on and grows in intensity until it all ends unceremoniously with the two admins nuking each other and everyone goes back to what they were doing.


1) Granted, but Kieran gets banned, too.
2) Sure, but they immediately make new accounts and resume with their crap.
3) Okay, but they fight with memes. Hope dos bois can stand overlods of Lennys and noscopes.

1) I wish you could insert straight-up MP3s into SMW. They've already done it with Sonic!
2) I wish for outstanding skills in working with Unity. I'm using it for an upcoming hack, as the final boss will be too big to fit into the actual game.
3) I wish that I could eat an infinite amount of food without any bodily modifications or addons or get any diseases and that I don't gain size, mass, or weight.
Originally posted by IronFoxGaming
1) Granted, but Kieran gets banned, too.
2) Sure, but they immediately make new accounts and resume with their crap.
3) Okay, but they fight with memes. Hope dos bois can stand overlods of Lennys and noscopes.

1) I wish you could insert straight-up MP3s into SMW. They've already done it with Sonic!
2) I wish for outstanding skills in working with Unity. I'm using it for an upcoming hack, as the final boss will be too big to fit into the actual game.
3) I wish that I could eat an infinite amount of food without any bodily modifications or addons or get any diseases and that I don't gain size, mass, or weight.


1. Granted. But the porting community, whose existence is threatened, conspires to suppress MP3s and persecutes anybody who promotes using them.

2. Granted, but nobody will care.

3. Granted, but for every pound of food you consume, a child dies.


1. I want K3fka to have Ritsu as his mistresu.
2. I want Kieran to accidentally nuke everyone's username.
3. If the U.S. mint discontinues the penny, I want MercuryPenny to be forced to change his name to a different denomination.


1. K3fka cheats on her. His account is hacked and spammed.
2. He nukes his first and it means he can't get into the admin panel anymore. Also no one can log in.
3. They bring it back the day later and he is refused a name change.




1. I wish porn was completely banned and destroyed.
2. The hacker to BrawlBRSTMs3 is put in one of North-Korea's concentration camps for his idiocy
3. 7 GRAND DAD was earlier a meme so it died
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