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(Damn, looks like I'm gonna have to sniff out that damn employee who ratted. But where?)

"Thanks again mr...I don't think I caught your name? Anyway, if you don't mind me continuing to kill time while I wait for my appointment, I pinky-promise not to get into anymore trouble?"

(They couldn't have seen me in the stairwell, so they must be lurking on this floor somewhere. Let's check the obvious place, I suppose.)

Veer off and head to the break room, to find my accuser.
Later.
:
"Yes, you still have time. But now you know where you're supposed to be. If I hear of you wandering around this floor again, or if I see you, you're out."

Mr. Sledge heads back to his office. Prizm moves over to the break room.
(Dastard.)

"Y-y-yes sir..."

(When I find that conniving little weasel...)
Later.
40 minutes remaining!

Falconpunch and Lightvayne are waiting in Mr. Hammer's office and cannot currently perform actions outside of this office. During this time, they can talk to each other and to Mr. Hammer as a free action and I will have Mr. Hammer answer when I can.

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Impetus
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 50

Inventory:
ID Card
Chocolate Cake
(none)
LHB
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 50

Inventory:
ID Card
(none)
(none)


Impetus scans her card and orders the chocolate cake. In passing, she mentions the gift shop.


"You didn't know? eShroom Corp is somewhat popular as a tourist attraction. You can grab a tourist pass from the front counter in the lobby that lets you take the elevator to the one hundredth floor to see the view. Don't grab anything from the vendors up there, though. Mostly it's the same food you'll find here, just massively overpriced. Thank you for your purchase!"

Impetus pays for the chocolate cake. The cafeteria worker places the chocolate cake in a black to-go box with a clear lid, then places that to-go box in a bag and hands it to Impetus.

Impetus leaves the cafeteria and heads towards the gift shop.

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LHB just turns around and leaves the room without a word.


"Must be new here..."

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Impetus arrives at the gift shop first, with LHB trailing directly behind. The Koopa at the register notices your entrance.


"Welcome to the gift shop! If either of you is an employee, please scan your ID card at this terminal here for a 25 percent discount. Please look around, hopefully you'll find something to your liking."

Code
Item                       Price         Effect
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eShroom Corp T-Shirt       16/12 coins   Equipment, Armor.
                                         +0 DEF
eShroom Corp Travel Mug    24/16 coins   Keeps your coffee hot for up to 8 hours
eShroom Corp Regular Mug   18/13 coins   Costs way too much money
eShroom Corp Car Decal     6/4 coins     Lets people know you support a soulless corporation
eShroom Corp Pen           3/2 coins     Could get someone in the eye with good aim
eShroom Corp Snowglobe     16/12 coins   When shaken, mystifies children and stupid people

Dried Shroom               3/2 coins     Makes you less hungry
Jelly Candy                3/2 coins     Makes you less hungry
Electro Pop                3/2 coins     Makes you less hungry, might shock you
Super Soda                 4/3 coins     Tastes delicious

Cardboard Badge            xx/1 coin     Convinces everyone you're poor
                                         0BP to equip
Superspeed Badge           xx/20 coins   Always move first (ties broken by post order)
                                         2BP to equip
Eagle Eye Badge            xx/15 coins   Sometimes see things others don't, can't be startled
                                         1BP to equip
Attack Plus Plus Badge     xx/25 coins   Gives +1 ATK, amuses IT workers
                                         2BP to equip
Iron Skin Badge            xx/30 coins   Gives +1 DEF, sometimes reflects projectiles
                                         2BP to equip
Inner Focus Badge          xx/30 coins   Gives +1 SPE, rarely use a move without using FP
                                         2BP to equip
Triple Triad Badge         xx/60 coins   +1 ATK, +1 DEF, +1 SPE
                                         5BP to equip
Enigma Badge               xx/50 coins   ???
                                         all BP, can't be equipped with other badges
Badge Case                 xx/20 coins   Equipment, Misc.
                                         +2 BP

Pricing is in normal/employee format. Non-employees can't buy badges or the badge case.
Don't forget to scan your badge or you will pay regular prices!


Code
Welcome to eShroom Corp!

First floor locations:
Lobby
Gift Shop
Cafeteria
Elevators
Stairs
Entrance to Worker Resources department

eShroom Corp is an equal opportunity employer.


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Prizm
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 52

Inventory:
ID Card
Fireworks Badge
Paper Clip


Prizm walks into the break room. There are some vending machines that sell snacks and drinks, but no meal stuff. A Buzzy Beetle and a Dry Bones are sitting at different tables on the far side of the room, and three Shy Guys are sitting together at the closest table. The Buzzy Beetle notices you enter and calls across the room.


"Ho, new guy! I've never seen you here before, what's your name?"

Code
Item            Price     Effect
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Dried Shroom    1 coin    Makes you less hungry
Jelly Candy     1 coin    Makes you less hungry
Honey Candy     1 coin    Makes you less hungry
Electro Pop     1 coin    Makes you less hungry, might shock you
Fire Pop        1 coin    Makes you less hungry, really warm
Fresh Veggie    2 coins   Makes you less hungry
Apple           2 coins   Makes you less hungry
Peachy Peach    2 coins   Makes you less hungry
Keel Mango      2 coins   Makes you less hungry

Water           1 coin    Tastes delicious
Koopa Tea       1 coin    Tastes delicious
Super Soda      1 coin    Tastes delicious
Fresh Juice     1 coin    Tastes delicious
Healthy Juice   2 coins   Tastes delicious


(The mini-scenario continues...)

Code
Welcome to eShroom Corp!

Third floor locations:
Elevators
Stairs
Mr. Hammer's Office
Mr. Sledge's Office
Break Room
Cubicles

eShroom Corp is an equal opportunity employer.


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Each turn takes 10 minutes. Updates every 24 hours at the latest, but I may update early if everybody has posted.
"Greetings, lowly mortals...I am the spirit that possesses this very body of bones carrying my former selves' carcass. The name's Falconpunch. Weird name, I know. I was always a Koopa, until I died from falling into a lava pit...on the account of suicide, to escape society and it's worthless trash! Only my bones remained...and I return here to try to look for a way to take revenge on humanity! ...But enough of that, I never got to tell you why I am excited to work for eShroom Corp: Even though I hate humanity, vow for revenge, and all the details as I was yakking about, I gotta make a living somehow. I thought this was the perfect opportunity. So there!"

Ramble on and on about who I am and why I am here to Lightvayne and Mr. Hammer.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Mr. Hammer comments on Falconpunch's story as he rambles on.



"You killed yourself to escape society? Your new co-workers will get a kick out of that! But seriously, the people here really need to know that suicide isn't always an option."



"Already hate humanity? Great, you'll fit right in here."



"The recruiter told me you called them stupid. Great start to that revenge thing you were talking about."



"Buddy, you're dead. You don't need food or anything. You could make a living underneath a bridge and be perfectly fine."
"Live under a bridge? Puh-lease! I could do that if I wanted too, but I have a little too much dignity! But enough of that; Thanks for complementing my personality and the fact I'll fit in with everyone else in this building."

I reply to him after he replies after my ramble.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.

"You do know this is an unpaid position, right?"
"Huh? Say that again, you mean to say I won't get paid for this?! Grrr...I can't believe it! That stranger who told me about this place lied to me! I can't believe I was tricked again! He said there would be lots of paid cash and a fantastic job by applying, but NO, it HAD to be too good to be true! I'll get my revenge on that guy if it's the last thing I do!"
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.

"That's what the job position posting said. I'll tell you what, let me email my boss and see what we can do."

Mr. Hammer moves over to his computer and starts typing.
"Ah, how splendid. Let's see how this turns out, shall we? I will wait here patiently."
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Scan my badge, and buy a Super Soda and a Pen. Head over to the Cafeteria.
Buy myself an eagle eye and attack plus badge, then equip them on the way out while heading to the elevator up to the office. As nice as the view from the top sounds, I'm not sure if I'll have enough time to take the elevator up and down. This is a pretty large building after all.
(Damn, there's too many here. Guess I need to try for some collateral.)

"H-hey, my name's Prizm, I'm just taking a look around. Nice to meetcha! Mind if I sit? I have about an hour or so to kill before my appointment."

Start up a nice, pleasant, idle chit-chat with my new best friend. Once the opportunity arises, slide the fireworks badge, the paperclip, my id card and 15 coins into his things. After I dispose of the evidence, head to Hammer's office.
Later.

Hmmm...

Can I go use the bathroom?
Layout by LDA during C3.
Prizm very sneaky-like transferrs all his items to Bob the Beetle. But when he goes to transfer 15 coins...


"Hey, are you trying to GIVE me money? Look, I know I'm broke, but you don't have to rub it in my face..."

Prizm
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 52

Inventory:
(none)


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"Yeah, I have my own personal restroom. It's on the other side of that door."

Head to the bathroom and close the door. Investigate the bathroom and see what it all has.
Layout by LDA during C3.
Lightvayne heads into the bathroom. There's a toilet and a sink. On the sink is a roll of toilet paper, a roll of paper towels, and a hand soap dispenser. Underneath the sink are two more rolls of toiler paper. It's just a bathroom.

Take a extra roll of toilet paper in my invetory, cause you never know. Then flush the toilet, wash my hands and head back out.
Layout by LDA during C3.
30 minutes remaining!

LHB
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 45

Inventory:
ID Card
eShroom Corp Pen
Super Soda


LHB scans his badge and pays for his items, then makes his way out of the gift shop and over to the cafeteria.


"Greetings. The menu is on the wall above me. Just scan your ID card on this scanner here and place your order. By the way, if you're thinking of getting the chocolate cake, we just sold out last one not too long ago."

Code
Menu Item            Price     Effect
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Fried Shroom Plate   7 coins   Makes you less hungry
Hamburger            6 coins   Makes you less hungry
Hot Dog              4 coins   Makes you less hungry
Koopasta             6 coins   Makes you less hungry
Spicy Soup           5 coins   Makes you less hungry, spicy

Apple Pie            3 coins   Makes you less hungry  
Chocolate Cake       3 coins   Makes you less hungry

Super Soda           1 coin    Tastes delicious
Warm Cocoa           2 coins   Tastes delicious


Code
Welcome to eShroom Corp!

First floor locations:
Lobby
Gift Shop
Cafeteria
Elevators
Stairs
Entrance to Worker Resources department

eShroom Corp is an equal opportunity employer.


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Impetus
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 0/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 2 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 10

Inventory:
ID Card

Badges:
Eagle Eye
Attack Plus Plus


Impetus tries to buy some badges without scanning her ID card, and the cashier just looks at her funny.


"Uh... you have to be an employee here to get access to the badge display."

After a moment of confusion, Impetus scans her ID and buys the badge, then equips them both and makes her way out.


"Thanks for shopping!"

Impetus presses the up button to the elevator and gets in and pushes "3F". When she pushes the button, a blue light underneath the panel flashes faintly, and a very soft chime is heard.

*hummmmmm* *buzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*

The elevator opens to the third floor, and Impetus walks out.

Code
Welcome to eShroom Corp!

Third floor locations:
Elevators
Stairs
Mr. Hammer's Office
Mr. Sledge's Office
Break Room
Cubicles

eShroom Corp is an equal opportunity employer.


Mr. Hammer's office is easy to find, so she knocks and is let in. Mr. Hammer looks up from his computer, where he appears to be typing something.


"Oh, is that double chocolate cake from the cafeteria? Somebody knows how business works around here. You'll be promoted in no time!"

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Prizm
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 52

Inventory:
(none)
(none)
(none)



"Looks like my break is over. Gotta go back to work."

Bob the Beetle hops off his chair and leaves the break room.

Prizm takes the opportunity to hurry over to Mr. Hammer's office. Impetus forgot to close the door, which is open a crack.


"Oh hey there, come in. You must be that 'suspicious Goomba' that everyone is talking about. I don't really see it, myself."

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Lightvayne
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 43

Inventory:
ID Card
Stapler
Toilet Paper Roll


Lightvayne ruined a perfectly good buffer post, so he's taking an unnecessarily long time in the bathroom.

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Everyone except LHB is waiting in Mr. Hammer's office and cannot currently perform actions outside of this office. During this time, they can talk to each other and to Mr. Hammer as a free action and I will have Mr. Hammer answer when I can.

Each turn takes 10 minutes. Updates every 24 hours at the latest, but I may update early if everybody has posted.
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