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Corrupt Three Wishes

1. A program I can use to make NES, SNES, GB(A), and N64 games and hacks.
2. A job at Valve.
3. New Super Mario World
There is no knowledge that is not power.
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1. The program uses so much CPU power that your PC breaks. And when you get a new one, the tool is gone from the interwebs.
2. You get the all-important job off being the caretaker. Have fun with that!
3. Granted, but the demand for it is so big, you can never find it in stock ANYWHERE.

*Ahem* I wish...

1. I could overcome my procrastination skills and be able to get a hack done.
2. I could have the most expensive steam machine.
3. For the power to un-corrupt corrupted wishes.

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<DeputyBS> I knew it
<DeputyBS> alcarobot is taking over the world through his truck dealership franchise
1. You get your hack done when you are already 90 years old and everyone else is either dead and/or their grandchildren are into virtual reality hacking.
2. You have one but you are now bankrupt.
3. You got the power to un-corrupt wishes by absorbing the corruption but you become evil in the process.

I wish:

1. That movie critics are more effective than just using their words.
2. For S.N.N.'s successor.
3. That Alcaro would have no choice but to either fight Yukari Yakumo or admit defeat to Tahixham. #ab{^^;;;}
1) They burn movies they don't like in a huge bonfire, causing major air pollution
2) It's mario hacks
3) He gets a taste of fighting instincts and goes on a rampage

I wish:

1) for Item Abuse 3 to be remade in Mario Maker
2) that instead of yet another arc about the modern day lake Clans, the Erins would have written the 6th Warriors arc about the ancient lake cats (around the time of Rock and Fallen Leaves)
3) for an official DKC4 for the SNES
Legacy custom music
A site with a non-useless dislike button
SMW hacking channel

SMW C:\\user_19007_shree\posts >> target.display('layout_mathos','Sea of Science')
Holy shit this game is still alive lmao

1. Mario Maker. Corruption in itself >:V
2. I'll pass this one onto the next poster, because lolwat
3. Nobody has an SNES anymore and those who do probably have it somewhere in their closet gathering dust, so the game goes practically unnoiced.

Mine:
1) I wish I was better at coming up with corruptions than that bullshit up there.
2) Read corrpution 2
3) I wish I wasn't having any bad luck
1. You get better at corruptions, but you are so good it discourages others to post and this tread gets moved to the trash.

2. I get stuck in an endless loop and I never get to your third wish.

3. If somehow I do by breaking the law of physics and cause every atom in the universe to split, the bad luck makes everyone unlucky and plunges the world into poverty, because bad luck doesn't just disappear. Then the people figure out you caused it and behead you and any relatives of yours so this can't happen no more.
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1. I had a stomach that could eat as much food as I wanted it to, without severe pain.

2. The ability to shoot kamehameha waves like a saiyan.

3. A sega dreamcast with windows ce
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Granted!

-It takes up more room than the world.

-The granter has no idea on this. :(

-It blows up because it is Windows.

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1. I wish I was made of liquid metal.

2. I wish snes9x isn't such a pain in the arse with DirectX9.

3. I wish I was named Termingamer2-JD since 2012 (instead of Luigi442wii).
1. You are made of liquid metal but you get frozen, shattered, blown to bits, thrown into a foundry and finally dissolve (die). #ab{:P}
2. You got dissolved in the foundry so you won't be dealing with Snes9x and DirectX9 anymore. #ab{^^;;;}
3. Not gonna happen because of wishes 1 and 2. #ab{¬_¬}

I wish:

1. That MercuryPenny transforms into his username.
2. That Alcarobot has no strings on him.
3. That Simon Cowell criticizes Berkay.
1) Granted. You grab me and die of mercury poisoning a few days later.
2) You're the one with strings!
3) He finds out and eats you.

1) for #9,000 to be less insane
2) for more channels i'm on to be active
3) for mariobros980 to disappear
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
1) for #9,000 to be less insane
2) for more channels i'm on to be active
3) for mariobros980 to disappear


#9000 is now less insane, but then it gets insane again.
The channels become even more active, but then you suddenly can't get on the channel now.
Mariobros980 dies, but he creates a clone army of ghosts of himself.

1. To successfully beat the crap out of Luigi for failing me in Smash.
2. For World Domination as a demon.
3. Early Release of Super Mario Maker in stores.
There is no knowledge that is not power.
Originally posted by Shepard
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
1) for #9,000 to be less insane
2) for more channels i'm on to be active
3) for mariobros980 to disappear


#9000 is now even more insane.
The channels become even less inactive.
Mariobros980 creates a clone army of himself and dominates you at life.
Aren't you supposed to grant the other person's wishes but find twists? You didn't grant MercuryPenny's wishes.

Also...
Originally posted by Davros
3. That Simon Cowell criticizes Berkay.
wat #tb{:?}
Pretty much what Berkay wrote. When I was younger I've watched Fairy OddParents and there are cases where Cosma and Wanda (and sometimes other examples like Norm in his appearance) takes Timmy's wishes too literal which causes some problems. That is one of the forms of a "deconstruction". Blame Counterfait for the misleading title. (At least, that's how I understood this thread but looking at those stuff which happened there, it completely goes.)

Originally posted by MercuryPenny
1) for #9,000 to be less insane
Granted, but this channel became so borning that it become death.

Originally posted by MercuryPenny
2) for more channels i'm on to be active
Um... what could possibly go wrong with that wish?

Originally posted by MercuryPenny
3) for mariobros980 to disappear
Granted, but MB980 disappears in the real life too, rendering him as missing and later stated as death. Nice job for "killing" someone.

1. I wish (again), that the people follow the concept correctly (finds twists, deconstruct them) and doesn't do random stuff which hasn't got anything to do with the wish.
2. I wish, that Germany doesn't use autumn holidays but extend the other holidays caused by the missing autumn holidays (okay, not that I really need it [was more random] but Germany uses generally shorter holidays like the summer one lasts only 6 weeks and I feel they are too short anyway).
3. I wish, that this thread will be closed if it become too chaotic.
Originally posted by Berkay
Originally posted by Shepard
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
1) for #9,000 to be less insane
2) for more channels i'm on to be active
3) for mariobros980 to disappear


#9000 is now even more insane.
The channels become even less inactive.
Mariobros980 creates a clone army of himself and dominates you at life.
Aren't you supposed to grant the other person's wishes but find twists? You didn't grant MercuryPenny's wishes.

Also...
Originally posted by Davros
3. That Simon Cowell criticizes Berkay.
wat #tb{:?}

Well excuuuuse me, princess.
There is no knowledge that is not power.
Originally posted by MarioFanGamer
Cosma


*Cosmo


Originally posted by MarioFanGamer
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
2) for more channels i'm on to be active
Um... what could possibly go wrong with that wish?


Here's something good: The IRC channels he is on are more active than ever, but all the other existing IRC channels in the universe become less active and eventually die, meaning the only IRC there is left are the channels he is on.

Aaaanyways...

Originally posted by MarioFanGamer
1. I wish (again), that the people follow the concept correctly (finds twists, deconstruct them) and doesn't do random stuff which hasn't got anything to do with the wish.


People follow the rules and concepts of the game correctly, but not for the other forum games out there. (Yeah, can't think of anything better. :/)

Originally posted by MarioFanGamer
2. I wish, that Germany doesn't use autumn holidays but extend the other holidays caused by the missing autumn holidays (okay, not that I really need it [was more random] but Germany uses generally shorter holidays like the summer one lasts only 6 weeks and I feel they are too short anyway).


...I'm sorry, what?

Originally posted by MarioFanGamer
3. I wish, that this thread will be closed if it become too chaotic.


The thread will be closed if it becomes too chaotic, but in the future, people will bring it back up again, only to be closed later again and revived once again, causing the chaos to begin and end again and again in a never ending loop.

I wish:

1) That my favorite fictional characters would come to life.
2) It was a holiday every single day of every year.
3) For a million more un-corruptable wishes.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
Originally posted by Falconpunch
1) That my favorite fictional characters would come to life.

It comes true, but those characters come to life with Christopher Walken's voice. All of them.
Originally posted by Falconpunch
2) It was a holiday every single day of every year.

Every one of those holidays is "Ignore Falconpunch day". You know, like from Spongebob...but now you're Spongebob.
Originally posted by who again?
3) For a million more un-corruptable wishes.
You never specified who those wishes were for, so....

My three wishes are:
1.) I wish I was less likely to get distracted while writing.
2.) I wish the SPARTAN program from the Halo series was real.
3.) I wish I had a different last name.
Originally posted by Veck
My three wishes are:
1.) I wish I was less likely to get distracted while writing.
2.) I wish the SPARTAN program from the Halo series was real.
3.) I wish I had a different last name.

1. You stop getting distracted while writing, but then there's always something annoying every now and then.
2. The SPARTAN program is real, but it has to be discontinued for various reasons.
3. You now have a different last name, it's Lastname.

My wishes:
My three wishes are:
1. To successfully beat the crap out of Luigi for failing me in Smash.
2. For World Domination as a demon.
3. Early Release of Super Mario Maker in stores.
There is no knowledge that is not power.
Granted...

  • Turns out Luigi has a time machine, and warps back to 1984.


  • You get Hitler, instead.


  • Since it's a Chinese bootleg copy by the Hummer Team, the sound is shite.


  • I wish for...

  • Acmlm's board to return.


  • IE6 to be the dominant browser again.


  • Someone to leak ABXD 4.0.
  • 1. It returns but you are IP blocked from the site.
    2. IE6 is dominant... for an hour... then everybody switches back.
    3. Someone leaks ABXD 4.0 on your computer but later you get arrested after finding out that it contains sensitive government information. #ab{O_O}

    I wish:

    1. That political campaigns never existed.
    2. That the next poster's mental thoughts were accessed by the NSA.
    3. That Falconpunch gets hunted by the government.
    Granted...

  • You still have David Cameron.

  • The mental thoughts were processed through CPU, therefore blowing up the NSA.

  • There's no political campaigners so there's no government.


  • (also it's easy getting around IP Bans)

    I wish...

  • that I had the 100th post in this thread.

  • that I was good at SMW hacking.

  • for the Hurr Durr Dog to be terminated and become a useless zombie of failure..

  • 1: no one will care.
    2: Its So Good People Steal It.
    3: It Does And Kills You.

    MY WISHES.

    1: I Wish I Was Dead.
    2: I Wish I Never Wished For Wish No.1
    3: I Wish I Had Another Wish.