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This ain't bad.

Original Text:

"This translator sucks. I wish I can use an actual real one where I can derp off too."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This Is The European Union. I'm glad you liked the PRSP."
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Original text:

"so what exactly is the prsp in question"

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This is, for example, processor expert, will be taken into account. "
Originally posted by TransPerfectCrap
"Goodbye twenty-fourteen, welcome twenty-fifteen. I hope you go better than twenty-fourteen, it sux'd."
...9 translations later:
" Zwanzіg-fnfzehns begrt - Mn voc Espre j sux. "

Holy shit, TransPerfect is proably the worst. It's not even in English!
Original text:

"Zwanzіg-fnfzehns begrt - Mn voc Espre j sux."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Twenty fnfzehns begrt and organic(Dutch East India trading company, our people, with zero."
Originally posted by waffledoctor87
What have i done


You have done gods work.
Original text:

"q w e r t y u i o p"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"R t s-t-e-r-r-w"

gee thanks rwhan
From English: Hitler did nothing wrong nigga, now pass me the dank kush.

To Arabic: هتلر لم يفعل شيئا خطأ نيغا الآن تمر لي شكرا كوش.

Back to English: Hitler did nothing wrong nigga, now pass me, thank you Kush.

To Armenian: Հիտլերը չի արել ոչ մի վատ բան ниггер, հիմա սուսուփուս ինձ, շնորհակալություն куш.

Back to English: Hitler did nothing wrong nigga, now tell me, thanks Kush.

To Azerbaijani: Hitler heç bir şey etmədim pis ниггер, indi deyin mənə, onun sayəsində bir mükafat.

Back to English: Hitler did nothing wrong nigga, now tell me, thanks to his prize.

To Belarusian: Гітлер не зрабіў нічога дрэннага нігер, цяпер скажыце мне, дзякуючы яго прыз.

Back to English: Hitler did nothing wrong nigga, now tell me, thanks to his prize.

To Bosnian: Hitler nije učinio ništa loše crnja, sada mi reci, hvala ti za svoju nagradu.

Back to English: Hitler didn't do anything wrong nigga, now tell me, thank you for your reward.

To Bulgarian: Хитлер не е направил нищо лошо, негър, сега кажи ми, благодаря ви за вашата награда.

Back to English: Hitler did nothing wrong, nigga, now tell me, thank you for your prize.

To Catalan: Hitler no va fer res malament, nigga, ara digues-me, gràcies per el teu premi.

Back to English: Hitler did not do anything wrong, nigga, now tell me, thank you for your prize.

To Chinese: 希特勒没有做错什么,黑鬼,现在告诉我,谢谢你们的奖品。

Back to English: Hitler didn't do anything wrong, nigga, now tell me, thank you for the prize.

To Croatian: Hitler nije napravio ništa loše, crnac, sada mi reci, hvala za nagradu.

Back to English: Hitler did nothing wrong, nigger, now tell me, thank you for the award.


( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
"Shrek was standing at my door, staring at me."
To arabic: شريك كان يقف في باب منزلي ، يحدق في وجهي .
To english: Partner was standing at my door , staring at me .

To Chinese: 怪物史莱克站在我家门口,盯着我看。
To english: Shrek standing in front of my house , staring at me .

To Bulgarian: Шрек какво стои пред вратата ми , ме гледаше .
To English: Shrek what lies outside my door , looking at me .

To Hindi: श्रेक मेरे , मेरे दरवाजे के बाहर झूठ बोल रही है ।
To English: Shrek me lying outside my door .

To Hungarian: Shrek rám feküdt ajtóm .
To English: Shrek me lay my door .

To Korean: 슈렉 날 내 문 을 배치합니다.
To English: Shrek me to place my door .

To Welsh: Shrek i mi roi fy drws.
To English: Shrek me give my door .

To Yiddish: שרעק איך וועט שטעלן מיין טיר
To English: Fear I will put my door.
I recently played a Japanese hack called Holly in Lolita World that I SWEAR was translated with this, the English version was so bad. So, just for fun, I put a message box from that hack (which I'm actually pretty sure was originally a real English message from SMW) into the translator to see how much worse it would get.

Here's the original: When above, stomp enemy, you can- when you jump higher, I click the button. I used up in the control pad to In high jump. ... Ford.

And now the fun begins...

Originally posted by Bad Translator
From English: When above, stomp enemy, you can- when you jump higher, I click the button. I used up in the control pad to In high jump. ... Ford.

To Arabic: عندما أعلاه, دس العدو, يمكنك - عند القفز العالي, أنا انقر فوق زر. أنا المستخدمة في لوحة التحكم في القفز العالي. ... فورد.

Back to English: When above, poking the enemy, you can - When you jump higher, I click the button. I used control panel in the high jump. ... Ford.

To Armenian: Երբ վերը, тыкать թշնամուն, դուք կարող եք, երբ ձեզ ցատկել ավելի բարձր է, ես սեղմեք մի կոճակը. Ես օգտագործել կառավարման վահանակ է прыжках բարձրության վրա: ... Ford.

Back to English: When higher poking the enemy, you can, when you jump higher, I click on the button. I use the control panel in the high jump. ... Ford.

To Azerbaijani: Zaman ali soxmaq düşmən edə bilərsiniz, siz tullanmaq, yuxarıda i basın. Mən istifadə paneli və idarəetmə прыжках hündürlüyü. ... Ford.

Back to English: When higher poking enemies, you can, you can jump higher, I click. I use the control panel the high jump. ... Ford.

To Belarusian: Калі вышэйшая тыкаць ворагаў, вы можаце, вы можаце скакаць вышэй, я націскаю. Я выкарыстоўваю панэль кіравання скачках у вышыню. ... Ford.

Back to English: If higher poking enemies, you can, you can jump higher, I click. I use the control panel to jump. ... Ford.

To Bosnian: Ako više da njuškate neprijatelji, možeš, da ti mogu više, klik. Ja koristim kontrolna ploča se za skok. ... Ford.

Back to English: If more poking enemies, you can, yes you can, click, click, click. I use the control panel for the jump. ... Ford.

To Bulgarian: Ако вече изпълзяват от врагове, вие ще можете да, да, да, мишка, мишка, мишка. Аз използвам контролен панел за скок. ... Ford.

Back to English: If you are already sticking out of the enemies, you can, Yes, Yes, mouse, mouse, mouse. I use the control panel to switch. ... Ford.

To Catalan: Si ja surten els enemics, vostè pot, Sí, Sí, ratolí, ratolí, ratolí. Vaig utilitzar el tauler de control de l'interruptor. ... Ford.

Back to English: If you leave the enemies, you can, Yes, Yes, mouse, mouse, mouse. I use the control panel of the switch. ... Ford.

To Chinese: 如果你离开的敌人,你可以,是的,是的,老鼠,老鼠,老鼠。 我使用控制小组转换的。 ...福特。

Back to English: If you leave the enemy, you can, Yes, Yes, mice, rats, and mice. I use the control panel switch. ...Ford.

To Croatian: Ako ostavite neprijatelja, možete, da, Da, miševa, štakora i miševa. Koristim control panel prekidač. ...Ford.

Back to English: If you leave an enemy, you can, what, what, mice, rats, and mice. I use the control panel switch. ...Ford.


Mice? Rats? What?

I've created a monster. Somehow I've made Holly in Lolita World worse.
tired: 'JOYCON BOYZ'
wired: 'The Fellowship of the Switch'
Originally posted by WeegeeBen
I've created a monster. Somehow I've made Holly in Lolita World worse.


I put that through the bad translator AGAIN. Here's what I got:

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From English: If you leave an enemy, you can, what, what, mice, rats, and mice. I use the control panel switch. ...Ford.
To Arabic: إذا كان ترك لكم عدو, يمكنك, ما, ماذا, الجرذان والفئران. أنا استخدام عنصر التحكم لوحة التبديل. ...فورد.
Back to English: If you leave an enemy, you, what, what, rats and mice. I use the Control Panel switch. ...Ford.
To Armenian: Եթե դուք կթողնեք թշնամուն, դուք, որ, որ, առնետների եւ մկների. Ես օգտագործել կառավարման Վահանակ switch. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you leave an enemy, you, what, what, rats, and mice. I use the control Panel switch. ...Ford.
To Azerbaijani: Tərk əgər düşmən, siz ki, ki, siçovul və siçanlar. Mən istifadə idarəetmə Paneli keçid. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you leave your opponent, you rats and mice. I use the control Panel switch. ...Ford.
To Belarusian: Калі вы пакінеце ваш апанент, вы пацукоў і мышэй. Я выкарыстоўваю Панэль кіравання перамыкач. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you leave your opponent, you rats and mice. I use the control Panel switch. ...Ford.
To Bosnian: Ako ostavite protivnika, štakorima i miševima. Ja koristim kontrolna Ploča se prebaci. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you leave your opponent, rats and mice. I'm using the control Panel switch. ...Ford.
To Bulgarian: Ако оставите вашият опонент, плъхове и мишки. Аз, с помощта на панел за управление на ключа. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you leave your opponent, rats, and mice. I'm using the control panel key. ...Ford.
To Catalan: Si deixes el seu rival, rates i ratolins. Estic amb el tauler de control clau. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you let your opponent, rats and mice. I'm using the control panel key. ...Ford.
To Chinese: 如果你让你的对手的老鼠和一只老鼠。 我用的是管制小组的关键。 ...福特。
Back to English: If you let your opponent rats and mice. I'm using the control panel key. ...Ford.
To Croatian: Ako neka vaš protivnik štakora i miševa. Ja na upravljačkoj ploči ključ. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you let your opponent mice and rats. I'm in the control panel key. ...Ford.
To Czech: Pokud necháte svého soupeře myší a potkanů. Já jsem v ovládacím panelu klíčem. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you leave your opponent mouse and rat. I am in the control panel key. ...Ford.
To Danish: Hvis du forlader din modstander mus og rotte. Jeg er i kontrol panel-tasten. ...Ford.
Back to English: If you leave your opponent mouse and rat. I'm in the control panel key. ...Ford.
To Dutch: Als u uw tegenstander muis en rat. Ik ben in het control panel toets. ...Ford.
Back to English: If your opponent mouse and rat. I am in the control panel button. ...Ford.
To Estonian: Kui teie vastane hiir ja rott. Ma olen juhtpaneelil nuppu. ...Ford.
Back to English: If your opponent mouse and rat. I'm in the control panel button. ...Ford.
To Finnish: Jos vastustaja hiiri ja rotta. Olen ohjauspaneelin-painiketta. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent in the mouse and rat. I am using the control panel button. ...Ford.
To French: Si l'adversaire dans la souris et le rat. Je suis l'aide de la touche du panneau de commande. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent in the mouse and rat. I am using the control panel button. ...Ford.
To Georgian: თუ მოწინააღმდეგე მაუსის და ვირთხა. მე ვარ გამოყენებით პანელი ღილაკს. ...ფორდი.
Back to English: If the opponent in the mouse and rat. I am using the Control Panel button. ...Ford.
To German: Wenn der Gegner in der Maus und der Ratte. Ich bin mit dem Bedienfeld die Taste. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent is in the mouse and the rat. I am using the control panel button. ...Ford.
To Greek: Αν ο αντίπαλος είναι στο ποντίκι και τον αρουραίο. Είμαι χρησιμοποιώντας το κουμπί του πίνακα ελέγχου. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent is on the mouse and the rat. I am using the control panel button. ...Ford.
To Hebrew: אם היריב על העכבר, החולדה. אני באמצעות לחצן בלוח הבקרה. ...פורד.
Back to English: If the opponent is on the mouse, the rat. I'm using the Control Panel button. ...Ford.
To Hungarian: Ha az ellenfél, az egér, a patkány. Én vagyok a kezelőpanel használata gombot. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, the mouse, the rat. I am using the control panel button. ...Ford.
To Icelandic: Ef andstæðingur, músina, rottan. Ég er að nota að stjórnborðinu hnappinn. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I'm using the control panel button. ...Ford.
To Indonesian: Jika lawan, tikus, tikus. Aku menggunakan kontrol panel tombol. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the control panel button. ...Ford.
To Italian: Se l'avversario, topo, ratto. Io uso il tasto del pannello di controllo. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Latvian: Ja pretinieks, peles, žurkas. Es izmantot pogu uz vadības paneļa. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Lithuanian: Jei priešininkas, pelės, žiurkės. Aš naudoti mygtuką ant valdymo skydelio. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Macedonian: Ако противникот, глувчето, стаорец. Јас го користите копчето на control panel. ...Форд.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Malay: Jika lawan, tikus, tikus. Aku menggunakan tombol pada panel kontrol. ...Ford.
Back to English: If your opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Maltese: Jekk it-opponent, proteini tal-ġurdien, il-far. I l-użu il-buttuna dwar il-kontroll tal-panel. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Norwegian: Hvis motstanderen, mus, rotte. Jeg bruker knappen på kontrollpanelet. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Polish: Jeśli przeciwnik, mysz, szczur. Używam przycisk na panelu sterowania. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Portuguese: Se o adversário, rato, rato. Eu uso o botão no painel de controle. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Romanian: În cazul în care adversarul, șoarece, șobolan. Eu folosesc butonul de pe panoul de control. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Russian: Если противник, мышь, крыса. Я использую кнопку на панели управления. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Serbian: Ако противник, миш, пацов. Ја користим дугме на контролној табли. ...Форд.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Slovak: Ak súper, myš, potkan. Môžem použiť tlačidlo na ovládacom paneli. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. Can I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Slovenian: Če nasprotnika, miš, podgana. Ali lahko uporabljam gumb na nadzorni plošči. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. Or can I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Spanish: Si el oponente, el ratón, la rata. O puedo utilizar el botón en el panel de control. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. Or can I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Swedish: Om motståndaren, mus, råtta. Eller kan jag använda knappen på kontrollpanelen. ...Ford.
Back to English: If the opponent, mouse, rat. Or can I use the button on the control panel. ...Ford.
To Thai: ถ้าฝ่ายตรงข้ามอย่าง,หนูหนูนะ หรือฉันสามารถใช้ปุ่มบนแผงควบคุมได้ ...ฟอร์ด
Back to English: If the enemy,I I. or I can use the buttons on the control panel. ...Ford
To Turkish: Düşman,ben I. veya kontrol paneli üzerindeki düğmeleri kullanabilirsiniz. ...Ford
Back to English: The enemy,I. I, or you can use the buttons on the control panel. Ford ...
To Ukranian: Ворог,I. я, або ви можете використовувати кнопки на панелі управління. Ford ...
Back to English: The enemy,I. I, or you can use the buttons on the control panel. Ford ...
To Vietnamese: Kẻ thù,tôi, hay anh có thể bấm nút nào trên bảng điều khiển mất Ford ...
Back to English: Enemy, or you can press the buttons on the control panel. Ford ...


O_O What?
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Originally posted by KTBHacking

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Back to English: Enemy, or you can press the buttons on the control panel. Ford ...


O_O What?


Strangely enough, this sounds more like the original than the final result of the first one I did. Still don't know where those rats and mice came from... #smw{o_O}
tired: 'JOYCON BOYZ'
wired: 'The Fellowship of the Switch'
Original text:

"Strangely enough, this sounds more like the original than the final result of the first one I did. Still don't know where those rats and mice came from... "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Strange, but this is the last time I heard about it, I mean, I don't know... "
Originally posted by site
Original text:

"Okay faggot, listen up because I'm only going to say this once. I eat dicks for money. I live in a particularly bad part of Costa Rico where everything is run almost entirely by gangs. The crime boss in this area is known only by his nickname, the Heat. He got that name because of this one time some bitch he was fucking tried to steal some jewels early one morning so he covered that bitch in cooking oil and had her tied down outside to literally bake to death in the heat of the sun. Now back to me, I'm a fucking instrument of torture. I eat dicks for a living. If somebody tries to cross the Heat, and the Heat doesn't want to get his hands dirty, I get paid an exorbitant amount of money to eat somebody's dick with a knife and fork while they're awake and screaming through the whole thing. The point is, I have no problem tracking you down and eating your dick if you don't get the fuck off of my favorite internet message board. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"So, the guitar on the bass, I think,you know, often, a software product, this is very dangerous territory, Costa Rica,not far from here, a lot of people, I'm the same violations relating to and GF, she's a woman, and I want to play something, the first thing in the morning, everything is possible, oil, oil, oil, stone, in fact, the kitchen, or even death, the heat, the sun, and I am your prisoner torture, copyright( C sexy and good, and the warmth in my hands and a large sum of money, for fraud, knife and fork, I'm not done yet, and I woke up and started screaming,romantic question: I have a question, the boy, the girl still in the game. "

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Original text:

"is festive mustache,free no charge hat however not free"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Beard free Hat and will be free."

Original text:

"You must not commit adultery"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" Wedding"
>Mark danced crazy!
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Originally posted by WeegeeBen
Strangely enough, this sounds more like the original than the final result of the first one I did.

I thought the same thing. o_O Maybe that Lolita thing you played was made by someone who was linked this website and was told it was an actually decent translator and actually tried it, which yielded this result and re-translating it multiple times goes around in a cycle..? \o_O/
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what about the lyrics for a well-known song?

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The snow glows white on the mountain tonight not a footprint to be seem a kingdom of isolation and it looks like i'm the queen the wind is howling like a swirling storm inside couldn't keep it in heaven knows i've tried


google translator gives us:

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Footprint that will not be tonight snow shining white in the mountains, when is believed to be the separation kingdom wind is howling of queen like I inner ring storm could keep in heaven tried I've know


yandex gives us:

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The white light of the snow on the top of the mountain, and today, next (next) to enter the Kingdom of isolation and, it seems, to be a Queen, such as wind, storm, don't keep it in heaven knows that I tried to

The power of the switch you have pressed will turn ◻ into ◼. Your progress will also be saved.
Original text:

"If you must drink and thwomp, make sure to have a designated thwomp"

…43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" If you drink thwomp,thwomp, you must ensure that you "
Original text:

"Press F2 on the level editor to see sub-screen boundaries. This will help you avoid glitching Dragon Coins by putting them on the sub-screen boundaries."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If these things if you want to see that F2 layer software is dragon gold to prevent the destruction of browser and put it on the screen. "

Uhhh... OK
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Original text:

"Paste Your Text Here (250 characters max)"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Check(250 objects)."

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Original text:

"This doesn't make any sense."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The smart thing to do."
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C'mon, man, I try my best.
これは「なにか」ですわ
SAN値!ピンチ!
Original text:

"Go go Hat Kid! Shake those chemicals! Give 'em all you've got!! "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"!!!!Visit! !!!!Can't believe it! Chemicals, on the basis of the above list. !!!!what! "



Original text:

"The latest Copy Kitty version has been out for a while, but only a little bit ago did I realize that Savant’s tutorial sometimes crashes the game :( If your game crashes there, go into the options menu and turn “Weapon Menu” off. You can turn it back on once you beat the tutorial. Sorry about that, I was in a bit of a rush to get that version out in time for the bundle! "

...5 translations later, SDL gives us:

"To last version of the kitten of the copy outside were pushd, but alone a small one that is deed a small one, that I recognize, that the educational software of Erudit the times the game: (Itself his game there is going to record itself in the menu of option and in the curve the menu of the distant arm. They are able to ritornarl' lights she is hit the educational software. Unfortunate of that, of I was in a small one a would have been accelerated to him received this version outside of of at the right moment for the package! "
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