I was so bored that I decided to write a fanfiction about my and SNN's DoD adventures. I'll update this thread chapter by chapter as time goes by, but keep in mind that the fanfic is only about 60% done, so I'll be doing some writing during this C3 as well. :D
I'm not even sure how I came up with this idea, but hey, I have something to keep myself busy with!
In the same thread there's a post which lists the "instruments" we have obtained. The fanfiction is supposed to cover how we got those instruments, and hopefully it's lulzy enough to entertain people.
This chapter shows how we obtained the Blendtec (TM) blender.
My blog. I could post stuff now and then
My Assembly for the SNES tutorial (it's actually finished now!)
I'm not even sure how I came up with this idea, but hey, I have something to keep myself busy with!
In the same thread there's a post which lists the "instruments" we have obtained. The fanfiction is supposed to cover how we got those instruments, and hopefully it's lulzy enough to entertain people.
This chapter shows how we obtained the Blendtec (TM) blender.
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Chapter 1 - The Blendinning
S.N.N. was sitting under a tree atop a hill, next to his keg full of beer which would last a normal person many, many weeks. The weather was nice; there was a small breeze, the sun was shining brightly, and no clouds were obstructing it. S.N.N. could hear a faint shout in the distance. "Ooooiiiii, S.N.N.! I hope I didn't make you wait for too long you bakaaaaaaaaaa~!"
S.N.N. looked at the direction where the shouting came from. He saw Ersanio running towards him with a blender. Ersanio told S.N.N. that today they meet up today at the spot S.N.N. is currently at, for mysterious reasons. However, Ersanio tripped on something and faceplanted. Then he got up and looked at the ground. "That sure left a mark on the soil. I would expect no less from my massive weight I'm so proud of" he said with a smile on his face, then continued running vigorously while his rolls of fat bounced up and down.
He arrived at S.N.N., who proceeded to ask Ersanio if the ground was okay. "Oh you silly S.N.N., did you forget that the world trembles beneath me -- literally -- when I travel? A small dent in the soil isn't that much of a catastrophe!" said Ersanio with no sense of shame at all.
Ersanio reached out for his blender, however, due to the fact that he tripped earlier, it had cracks in it. Ersanio accidentally fell onto the blender back then. "That's a pretty damn kawaii blender you got there" said S.N.N. with a ^_^-ish face. "Where'd you get it?" Ersanio told S.N.N. that he got it from S.N.N.'s house. "Nooooo~! My poor blender!" said S.N.N. with a O_O-ish face. Ersanio told S.N.N. to calm down and to take a look at him. When S.N.N. looked at Ersanio, he got slapped by a music. "Come back to your senses! We'll be making good use of this blender. Don't worry! Watch this..." said Ersanio with a straight face. Then Ersanio proceeded to turn on the blender, which magically didn't require electricity to begin with.
The blender started to spin slowly. S.N.N. looked at the blender in an intrigued way, when all of a sudden the blender started spinning at supersonic speeds. It produced a sound never heard by mankind before. The spinning of the blender's blade created such a powerful torrent of wind that the nearby tree's leaves were starting to get blown off, like a dandelion's seeds blown off by a human. The blender sucked in the blown-off leaves, then started producing a more pure melody. Then, Ersanio stopped the blender with the push of a button.
"NANIIIIIIIIIIIIII? WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BAKA ERSANIO?" said S.N.N. with a O_O;-ish face. "How did you do that?!" S.N.N. completely lost his composure, it was like as if he just witnessed something very unholy. "ASM happened, S.N.N.. Since I love music, I decided to create my own instruments, and I started by hacking your blender." said Ersanio as he tries to fix his own hair after the torrent of wind blew his hair into a disarray. "I think this is a good start for our new career: composing music".
S.N.N. was sitting under a tree atop a hill, next to his keg full of beer which would last a normal person many, many weeks. The weather was nice; there was a small breeze, the sun was shining brightly, and no clouds were obstructing it. S.N.N. could hear a faint shout in the distance. "Ooooiiiii, S.N.N.! I hope I didn't make you wait for too long you bakaaaaaaaaaa~!"
S.N.N. looked at the direction where the shouting came from. He saw Ersanio running towards him with a blender. Ersanio told S.N.N. that today they meet up today at the spot S.N.N. is currently at, for mysterious reasons. However, Ersanio tripped on something and faceplanted. Then he got up and looked at the ground. "That sure left a mark on the soil. I would expect no less from my massive weight I'm so proud of" he said with a smile on his face, then continued running vigorously while his rolls of fat bounced up and down.
He arrived at S.N.N., who proceeded to ask Ersanio if the ground was okay. "Oh you silly S.N.N., did you forget that the world trembles beneath me -- literally -- when I travel? A small dent in the soil isn't that much of a catastrophe!" said Ersanio with no sense of shame at all.
Ersanio reached out for his blender, however, due to the fact that he tripped earlier, it had cracks in it. Ersanio accidentally fell onto the blender back then. "That's a pretty damn kawaii blender you got there" said S.N.N. with a ^_^-ish face. "Where'd you get it?" Ersanio told S.N.N. that he got it from S.N.N.'s house. "Nooooo~! My poor blender!" said S.N.N. with a O_O-ish face. Ersanio told S.N.N. to calm down and to take a look at him. When S.N.N. looked at Ersanio, he got slapped by a music. "Come back to your senses! We'll be making good use of this blender. Don't worry! Watch this..." said Ersanio with a straight face. Then Ersanio proceeded to turn on the blender, which magically didn't require electricity to begin with.
The blender started to spin slowly. S.N.N. looked at the blender in an intrigued way, when all of a sudden the blender started spinning at supersonic speeds. It produced a sound never heard by mankind before. The spinning of the blender's blade created such a powerful torrent of wind that the nearby tree's leaves were starting to get blown off, like a dandelion's seeds blown off by a human. The blender sucked in the blown-off leaves, then started producing a more pure melody. Then, Ersanio stopped the blender with the push of a button.
"NANIIIIIIIIIIIIII? WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BAKA ERSANIO?" said S.N.N. with a O_O;-ish face. "How did you do that?!" S.N.N. completely lost his composure, it was like as if he just witnessed something very unholy. "ASM happened, S.N.N.. Since I love music, I decided to create my own instruments, and I started by hacking your blender." said Ersanio as he tries to fix his own hair after the torrent of wind blew his hair into a disarray. "I think this is a good start for our new career: composing music".
My blog. I could post stuff now and then
My Assembly for the SNES tutorial (it's actually finished now!)