(this was inspired by the battle royale thread. If you want to be in this, PM me. PM me which side you're on, too. Salads, Oranges, or the Join side. Max is 30. Can only be on 1 side.) (As of now, this is going to stop. I got no time for it...)
One day, in the Forest of Seclusion, everything was going swell. However, one day... One very horrible day, someone named "smallhacker" said this:
"Fresh Orange Slices, more like Broken Doorhinge Slices! The Salad is superior!" Everyone got pissed off. Kieran Menor angrily says back "What are you talking about?! The Salad has rotten into crap, so shut up!" "No, the salad is better." Smallhacker says "No! You are both wrong! Neither badge is better." says Mariocool1999. MC1999 is just a simple peasant, not rich at all. Both say to him "SHUT UP! ONE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER!"
???1: The oranges are better IMO.
???2 and ???3: No, the salad is better.
???1: Have any proof?
???4: Mariocool1999 is right. Neither the salad nor the orange are better.
Smallhacker: MC's opinion is as good as Arbe's opinion. Go team Salad!
Kieran: No, the oranges are better!
Smallhacker: SALADS. ARE. BETTER.
Kieran: I see... YOU ARE KICKED OUT OF THE FORTRESS! AND SO IS ???2 AND ???3!
???2: What the bloody hell is this?! FUCK YOU!
???3: Ditto.
Smallhacker: Fine! We'll just go to the Fortress of Solitude and DESTROY THIS PLACE! I DECLARE WAR!
???4: No! You cannot just declare war because you got kicked out!
Kieran: I agree with smalls. YOU AND MC ARE BOTH OUT!
MC: What?! No....!
As such... The first fortress war has started. The earth opened a crack to prevent such easy attacks.
(At the Fortress of Solitude)
???5: Alright, Lord Smallhacker, what shall we do?
Smallhacker: General, deploy 3 bullet bill blasters, and the golden cannon. Start putting troops to attack the Fortress of Seclusion.
???5: But the pathway is blocked!
Smalls: Try going around it. It's going to be simple like that.
???6: Sirs! Mariocool, ???4, ???10 and ???11 are planning to stop this madness by destroying both forts! As such, the only pathway is blocked!
Smalls: Fine. Deploy the flight squad instead.
???5: Yes sir!
(At the Fortress of Seclusion)
Kieran: Alright. Time to start planning out attacks. ???7!
???7: What is it, Sir?
Kieran: Deploy 4 silver bullet blasters, unleash all the lava-swimming troops and the flight squad.
???7: The flight squad... Is not within our control anymore... Smalls convinced them to battle against us...
Kieran: Bah, no biggie. Just send the Jetpack Chucks.
???7: No problem, sir. Just 1 question: Aren't you overreacting?
Kieran: No, i'm not! This is 100% underreacting!
???7: Whatever you say, sir...
(At the Valley Fortress Ruins (this occurs before smalls' part)
Mariocool1999: If we can't convince them to stop this, might as well try taking them both out.
???4: Why?
Mariocool: I'm still pissed off they banned me from there. Besides, let's end this. I'm not going to choose either side, anyways.
???10: I agree MC. Let's put an end to the salad and oranges!
???11: Yeah, let's start plotting right now what to do.
MC: Let's block out the path for either to attack. Now, let's start recruiting.
???4: Wouldn't blocking out the path be suicide?
MC: I'm talking about a wall. Go start building it, why I get recruits!
???4, 10 and 11: Yes sir!
Map:
Characters:
Kieran
Smallhacker
Mariocool1999
???1
???2
???3
???4
???5
???6
???7
???10
???11
--END OF CHAPTER 1--
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Status: Dead until I regain interest. Link to hack thread.
One day, in the Forest of Seclusion, everything was going swell. However, one day... One very horrible day, someone named "smallhacker" said this:
"Fresh Orange Slices, more like Broken Doorhinge Slices! The Salad is superior!" Everyone got pissed off. Kieran Menor angrily says back "What are you talking about?! The Salad has rotten into crap, so shut up!" "No, the salad is better." Smallhacker says "No! You are both wrong! Neither badge is better." says Mariocool1999. MC1999 is just a simple peasant, not rich at all. Both say to him "SHUT UP! ONE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER!"
???1: The oranges are better IMO.
???2 and ???3: No, the salad is better.
???1: Have any proof?
???4: Mariocool1999 is right. Neither the salad nor the orange are better.
Smallhacker: MC's opinion is as good as Arbe's opinion. Go team Salad!
Kieran: No, the oranges are better!
Smallhacker: SALADS. ARE. BETTER.
Kieran: I see... YOU ARE KICKED OUT OF THE FORTRESS! AND SO IS ???2 AND ???3!
???2: What the bloody hell is this?! FUCK YOU!
???3: Ditto.
Smallhacker: Fine! We'll just go to the Fortress of Solitude and DESTROY THIS PLACE! I DECLARE WAR!
???4: No! You cannot just declare war because you got kicked out!
Kieran: I agree with smalls. YOU AND MC ARE BOTH OUT!
MC: What?! No....!
As such... The first fortress war has started. The earth opened a crack to prevent such easy attacks.
(At the Fortress of Solitude)
???5: Alright, Lord Smallhacker, what shall we do?
Smallhacker: General, deploy 3 bullet bill blasters, and the golden cannon. Start putting troops to attack the Fortress of Seclusion.
???5: But the pathway is blocked!
Smalls: Try going around it. It's going to be simple like that.
???6: Sirs! Mariocool, ???4, ???10 and ???11 are planning to stop this madness by destroying both forts! As such, the only pathway is blocked!
Smalls: Fine. Deploy the flight squad instead.
???5: Yes sir!
(At the Fortress of Seclusion)
Kieran: Alright. Time to start planning out attacks. ???7!
???7: What is it, Sir?
Kieran: Deploy 4 silver bullet blasters, unleash all the lava-swimming troops and the flight squad.
???7: The flight squad... Is not within our control anymore... Smalls convinced them to battle against us...
Kieran: Bah, no biggie. Just send the Jetpack Chucks.
???7: No problem, sir. Just 1 question: Aren't you overreacting?
Kieran: No, i'm not! This is 100% underreacting!
???7: Whatever you say, sir...
(At the Valley Fortress Ruins (this occurs before smalls' part)
Mariocool1999: If we can't convince them to stop this, might as well try taking them both out.
???4: Why?
Mariocool: I'm still pissed off they banned me from there. Besides, let's end this. I'm not going to choose either side, anyways.
???10: I agree MC. Let's put an end to the salad and oranges!
???11: Yeah, let's start plotting right now what to do.
MC: Let's block out the path for either to attack. Now, let's start recruiting.
???4: Wouldn't blocking out the path be suicide?
MC: I'm talking about a wall. Go start building it, why I get recruits!
???4, 10 and 11: Yes sir!
Map:
Characters:
Kieran
Smallhacker
Mariocool1999
???1
???2
???3
???4
???5
???6
???7
???10
???11
--END OF CHAPTER 1--
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