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The truth about Mario.

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Alot of you know about mario right Well Mario has a dark little sceret that might blow your mind.
Did you know that mario is slowly taking over the Mushroom Kingdoom.
Yep,that right. When is the last time you hear a game called Super Mario in Mushroom Kingdom.Nope no such game exist but Super Mario World exist also Mario Land one and two exist.So you might be thinking what
that have to do with"Mario going to take over the Mushroom Kingdom"
Well.That means Mario want to renamed the Mushroom Kingdom to Mario Land or Mario World.That is not all.Also the halfway falgs in NSMB
have a bowser face if Maro touces theme they would turn red with a M
the flags are the start of Mario turning the Mushroom Kingdom into Mario Land or Mario World,
But they is something starnge.If it was Luigi it would be Green with
a L,Bule and Yellow toad also have they own flags.Are they planing to
take over the Mushroom Kingdom too?okay I know that each flag have
a Bowser face but why would Mario turn it to his flag insteed of the
Mushroom Kingdoom or Peach flag.Yes,Mario might look like a good guy
becuse he save Peach all the time, but that is part of his plan to make everbody likes him and to have a qeen.(Mario could just love Peach.)


So wait. Does this mean DK is trying to take over Kongo Jungle?
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This thread's insane logic melts my brain.

If Mario was trying to take over the kingdom, then why not just kidnap the princess himself? Or not save the princess? Surely he would be able to take over from there.

And besides, the only official time he wanted to name the land Mario Land was in Mario Party 2, and that was an amusement park from what I remember. Would he have reason to take over the kingdom anyway?

Then there is the issue of flags, but they could just signify revolt against Bowser.

I'm not trying to be hurtful here or anything, but I really don't know how any of this makes sense. Like, at all.




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He already has Peach for pleasure, what else does he need?
Originally posted by Koiter
This thread's insane logic melts my brain.

If Mario was trying to take over the kingdom, then why not just kidnap the princess himself? Or not save the princess? Surely he would be able to take over from there.

And besides, the only official time he wanted to name the land Mario Land was in Mario Party 2, and that was an amusement park from what I remember. Would he have reason to take over the kingdom anyway?

Then there is the issue of flags, but they could just signify revolt against Bowser.

I'm not trying to be hurtful here or anything, but I really don't know how any of this makes sense. Like, at all.


Mario don't need to kipnap the Peach if she is in the Mushroom Kingdom
that soon going to be Mario be Mario Land.When Bowser kinap Peach that
buys Mario more time to take over the Mush room Kingdom.
Originally posted by Buried Alive
Originally posted by Koiter
This thread's insane logic melts my brain.

If Mario was trying to take over the kingdom, then why not just kidnap the princess himself? Or not save the princess? Surely he would be able to take over from there.

And besides, the only official time he wanted to name the land Mario Land was in Mario Party 2, and that was an amusement park from what I remember. Would he have reason to take over the kingdom anyway?

Then there is the issue of flags, but they could just signify revolt against Bowser.

I'm not trying to be hurtful here or anything, but I really don't know how any of this makes sense. Like, at all.


Mario don't need to kipnap the Peach if she is in the Mushroom Kingdom
that soon going to be Mario be Mario Land.When Bowser kinap Peach that
buys Mario more time to take over the Mush room Kingdom.


It still lacks a moral purpose on why he would do it in the first place. And I don't see how the Mushroom Kingdom would fall to Mario so easily, even if they always fall to Bowser. Surely a banishing of some sort can be achieved to prevent Mario from taking over?




Major thanks to Ladida for this amazing layout.
It all makes sense in mario's sick little mind.
Mario could just use a gaint mushroom to defeat the toads also he
have star power a blue koopa shell(if the Mushroom kingdom can't defeat bowser they really can't defeat Mario)also banishing Mario
would work but it would be hard to keep Mario away from the Kingdom
since he is so strong also Bowser porb baish Mario from his Kingdom
one.that never keep Mario away from his Kingdom.(Mario did had to go
to his Kingdom to save Peach)
Okay, would we rather want Bowser to rule the lands, or Mario to rule them?
...Exactly.

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The mushroom Kingdom isn't the only kingdom around, you know.
What about the Bean Kingdom from Mario&Luigi SuperSaga.
And Sarasaland from Super Mario Land 1.

Plus don't you think Mario needed his own private island to live.
Thats where Super Mario land 2 comes in. You don't save the princess. You get your kingdom back. (Excluding Super Mario World 3: Wario Land)
The Paper Mario series and the Mario & Luigi RPG series play a different role since Mario has his own home in the Mushroom Kingdom

And Mario needs a vacation too.
Thats where Super Mario World comes in If you played the GBA version the intro shows them on a hot-air balloon heading to the island.
Meaning its like a private island.


But if Mario was in Yoshis land 2 as a baby.
Mario & Luigi were originally born in Brooklyn, worked as plumbers in their adult years and got sucked into a bathroom one day leading them to the Mushroom Kingdom.
How did they end up in Yoshis land in the first place?
So much Mindfucking

Plus if you also think that Carol's Brutal Mario's plot about Mario become the king and complete psycopath was like a message about the origins of Mario. Kinda alters everything
Mario doesn't need to conquer jack shit. He can buy the kingdom.

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Originally posted by Egadd
He already has Peach for pleasure, what else does he need?


He needs to have a harem, seriously.

Also, he's been always lazing around until Peach gets lolkidnapped.
Originally posted by 0208Z
Okay, would we rather want Bowser to rule the lands, or Mario to rule them?
...Exactly.

None of them. Obviously Luigi needs to take over Mushroom Kingdom. He would be the best ruler.
Originally posted by RaindropDry
Originally posted by 0208Z
Okay, would we rather want Bowser to rule the lands, or Mario to rule them?
...Exactly.

None of them. Obviously Luigi needs to take over Mushroom Kingdom. He would be the best ruler.


I would honestly bow down to a Luigi ruling then a Mario one.

But then again, we could also have anyone else rule it as well. It's a matter of preference.




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Originally posted by RaindropDry
Originally posted by 0208Z
Okay, would we rather want Bowser to rule the lands, or Mario to rule them?
...Exactly.

None of them. Obviously Luigi needs to take over Mushroom Kingdom. He would be the best ruler.

Yeah... About that...

Originally posted by RaindropDry
Originally posted by 0208Z
Okay, would we rather want Bowser to rule the lands, or Mario to rule them?
...Exactly.

None of them. Obviously Luigi needs to take over Mushroom Kingdom. He would be the best ruler.


Naw, Dry Bones man. Though Luigi is still better than Mario.
Originally posted by HyperMario
Originally posted by Egadd
He already has Peach for pleasure, what else does he need?


He needs to have a harem, seriously.

Also, he's been always lazing around until Peach gets lolkidnapped.

Theres Daisy, Pauline and Toadette.
Better love story than twilight
what mario doesnt want you to realize is....hes a drug addict. he wouldnt even bother going after peach if there wasnt shrooms in it for him.. doesnt luigi end up with peach anyway in one of the Wii games? i forget i didnt play much just beat a couple of levels for my gf at the time but i remember being shocked when she told me that. i think it was galaxy 1 or 2
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Originally posted by millieman76
Originally posted by HyperMario
Originally posted by Egadd
He already has Peach for pleasure, what else does he need?


He needs to have a harem, seriously.

Also, he's been always lazing around until Peach gets lolkidnapped.

Theres Daisy, Pauline and Toadette.
Better love story than twilight


We should also include other girls (Rosalina, Peach, etc.), since it's Mario's harem, after all.
Pauline vs Peach for Mario's girlfriend.

Oh wow, this would be a nice story on a hack.
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