Bananas, in my very extensive experience (I've encountered exemplars on at least three separate occasions) are typically far less wrinkly and flappy. Also, they grow on trees (though rarely does one find more than
three bananas on Banana Tree) not on grassy hillocks, and usually have significantly fewer limbs than shown in the above images. They are furthermore not typically known for their Richard Nixon impersonations, generally preferring to imitate pistols or telephones. On the whole, I give it a 3/10, would not play again, would not recommend to my compadres.