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The Dark Maze Insanity thread (Revival of the Dark Maze)

This is insane. The Dark Maze is a Forum of Insanity and Destruction. Replies are bloodier, and more eviler. When you post in this forum, watch an when you walk into...

The Twilight Zone---*shot*---The World of Insanity...

*insert your evil laugh here*
... Ahhh, I think now's just about the perfect time to RUN!

(Turns and runs)

(Slams into door)

(Opens door)

(Runs out, forgetting to close the door behind me)
Good fucking bye.
I shall join.

But wait... Superdere- Oh, never mind. :P


e: Wait, consider me out. Superderek is my... FRIEND! #w{>=)}
Stupid future, it always has to be better than me. I wasn't going to mass produce Zombies anyway, I was going to transform them all into Synths. Zombies are useless as far as slaves go. Powernite sounds far more useful than the conventional energy I'm stuck with at the moment though... Eh, I've only just started to tap into this Dimensional travel yet. I thought it was a pretty viable plan to take the site over... Now I wonder how much energy this Dark Maze produces. Not that it's likely I have the technology to harness it at the moment.
Well sir, I can offer my support my liege. I have an army of the lost souls of many before me, waiting on your command. Just say the word and my militia of disembodied spirits of many Pokemon and their trainers shall come at all opposers with great prejudice, their minds lost in the endless sorrowful memory of the last moments of their physical lives.

Order now and I'll throw in four Missingno for free



Hmm... read and post like normal, or potentially epic battle between good and evil?

I need a moment to think this over.
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Evil? No, you got me wrong. I am on the good side. I plan to wipe the lot of you evil people with your evil ways. No one else will do it and anyone who wants to stop me is evil. The law only provides endless evil and shelters it.

With my system, there will be none. Unfortunately for you all, you will suffer the upcoming crime boom. Now, some call me twisted and insane. For them, I laugh. I laugh because their own eyes can't tell them what is twisted for they are blind to reality. What is really the system which you all serve? Have you ever been used to something for so long that you always thought that it was normal or good and then someone came and shattered your world? I am that very person.

And I am going to shatter everything that is 'reality'.

Originally posted by Lord Mazon
What is really the system which you all serve?


The government.
Lord Mazon? Two words: Screw. You.

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I won't join until AlternateCentral is back up. Which means I probably won't join you. Considering AC is never going to be back up.
50,000,


Give me 50,000 gold and I will join you.
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Originally posted by Clown Dentist
Lord Mazon? Two words: Screw. You.

Such strong words...

I didn't know you possessed such anger for me.
I <3 you too. I shall somehow control you to kill Superderek. His best friend killing him would be all so delicious.


Those who want money will get that and much more. I AM the richest person of 2080 after all.



And Alternate Central was only a dream. The cake was real but the dream wasn't.

Originally posted by Lord Mazon
Originally posted by Clown Dentist
Lord Mazon? Two words: Screw. You.

Such strong words...

I didn't know you possessed such anger for me.
I <3 you too. I shall somehow control you to kill Superderek. His best friend killing him would be all so delicious.

Not today, Zurg Mazon. I survived the Dark Maze once, and I can do it again. And I very much doubt Superderek is as weak as you think he is...

Originally posted by Lord Mazon
Those who want money will get that and much more. I AM the richest person of 2080 after all.



And Alternate Central was only a dream. The cake was real but the dream wasn't.

Should have saved some screenshots, I guess. Well, no matter...we will rise again at another time, another website.

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Superderek is not weak. For he controls a very powerful key that restricts me from my true power. He knows things no mortal should know. If he is destroyed, it could be the end of the cycle of endless and useless 'spawns'. However, I am beginning to believe there is something about himself not even he knows of.

I shall find out and use him against you all! Bawhaha!



Alternate Central was only 'tis a dream of future sight. A power that none of you should have seen. Superderek was up to something not even he could predict. You seem to recall him 'disappearing'. He seems not not even know it for it was very brief for him.
Well...bawhaha. It will come soon and it will have something to do with a blade of pure dark diamond. I will gladly give you a lovely picture of it impaled in his back soon.

The darkness will soon come.

Alternate Central will be built up again, why else would links to the broken site keep be given out, the only possible reason would be foreshadowing.

Also, until I get my 100,000 gold, I will defy you.
Where is the SMWC Militia anyway? They should of been here by now... Kind of odd, since they always show up when a threat to the central emerges, and the dark maze seems like one. Unless Lord Mazon has something to do with their disappearances.
Originally posted by Lord Mazon
Originally posted by Clown Dentist
Lord Mazon? Two words: Screw. You.

Such strong words...

I didn't know you possessed such anger for me.
I <3 you too. I shall somehow control you to kill Superderek. His best friend killing him would be all so delicious.


Those who want money will get that and much more. I AM the richest person of 2080 after all.



And Alternate Central was only a dream. The cake was real but the dream wasn't.

Yes, but you are missing a piece of important info, Lord Mazon: The cake still was a lie even if it was real.
Link to my wiki site (its more than a wiki. ITS GOT A FORUM TOO, *bleep* )
Originally posted by Boo Bowser
Yes, but you are missing a piece of important info, Lord Mazon: The cake still was a lie even if it was real.

hey Lord Mazon, when we do the strength-endurance training thing, can LL2 go first?

e: respect your elders, kids.
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
sure i'll join, there are a few people who i'd like to make do the strength-endurance training #w{>=)}
You know, Stupid Joke Mazon, the CPLO is after you...

If you open the maze, they WILL find you.
i just lurk sometimes